Text fun

Privateman and I were talking and I mention my posting in the open and how I’ll tell women I blog, and talk with them about game. He wondered if it would mess up a man’s chances. I told it hasn’t screwed up MY chances.

I present to you: exhibit A.

 

This is a text string with a VERY lovely lady who happens to blog. She’s a facebook pal so I can tell you this girl is VERY attractive. 

  

 me: get yer cute ass out of the house and go have some fun.

 Sent at 12:32 AM on Friday

 Her:  haha I’m making myself finish an application first

 me:  what are you going to wear out tonight. i want details corazon.

 Sent at 12:33 AM on Friday

 her:  Nothing too exciting is happening tonight, so it’s not fancy

Just a flowy orangish spaghetti strap with a bandage skirt

 me:  i thought thursday night is the obligatory “ladies night”

her:  For some reason not too many parties are going on

And I still can’t go to bars, so that’s ruled out :/

 Sent at 12:35 AM on Friday

 me:  what’s a “bandage skirt”? kinda proud i don’t know what that mean.

yup. DEFINATELY proud.

i thought you were 21.

 Her:  Nope, I still have a month

Haha and a bandage skirt is one of those tight spandex skirts that’s just a

straight line

 me:  my boy parts just moved.

 her:  Haha they tend to have that effect

 me:  i double checked. yeah. we have movement. lol.

damn you ladies and your weaponry.

 her:  Sometimes you just have to pull out all of the stops :]

 me:  which is why i shove a roll of socks in the front of my jeans.

 Sent at 12:40 AM on Friday

 her:  Haha nice, the equivalent to the push up bra

 me:  lol. pretty much. i really get angry when i remove a bra and think,

WAIT!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!

 Leslie:  Understandable

I’m not a fan of padded bras for that very reason

 me:  how tall are you?

 her:  5’3″

 me:  may i ask your measurements?

 her:  34C

 me:  WOW. very nice. you must be proud. oops, more movement. lol.

 Sent at 12:44 AM on Friday

 her:  Lol must be rough to have all of this happen involuntarily

 me:  you have NO idea. and i’m in my late 30’s when i was 17-27/28. i might

as well have had my dick on my forehead.

the male libido (especially mine) is a raging tempest of lust.

 her:  Oh, I believe that :]

 Sent at 12:47 AM on Friday

 me:  the ex (who had a similar libido) couldn’t keep up.

 Sent at 12:49 AM on Friday

 me:  lost my virginity at 14. that was it….i was on a mission. and girls

back home are goers. first time i went to san diego 1994, i cleaned up. i

fell in love every 10 minutes. lol.

 her:  Haha it’s rough for sd girls, there are too many pretty ones and guys

like you just can’t choose

 Sent at 12:51 AM on Friday

 me:  oh no….i had NO PROBLEM choosing. lol. you could throw a dead cat in

the air at SDSU and it would land within 10 feet of at least 7 9’s.

 Sent at 12:53 AM on Friday

 her:  Haha every guy’s dream

How long were you in sd?

 me:  want to know a secret.

 her:  Definitely

 me:  i know it’s not like that in california, but eventually. wanting to

fuck every cute face you pass…..

goes away.

 Sent at 12:55 AM on Friday

 me:  i’ve done damn near everything in the SMP i’ve ever wanted to do. my

next post is how to get a woman to ejaculate.

 Sent at 12:56 AM on Friday

 her:  NICE, that’ll definitely be a useful one

I look forward to reading it

 Sent at 12:58 AM on Friday

 me:  it’s not that difficult if you can get the woman to relax and get over

the fact that she’s going to feel like she’s gonna pee. took the ex in japan

4 times to finally squirt.

 her:  Wow, very impressive

 me:  but the orgasm you’ll get from it…..it will change your world.

 her:  I can imagine…unfortunately that’s all I can do at this point

 me:  nancy kicked me and i fell off the bed when she finally had one.

 Leslie:  Hahaha nice

 me:  you can ONLY squirt.

or you can only have clitoral orgasms?

 her:  The latter

 me:  that’s true for 90% of all women. you’d have to have a couple before

you could make yourself have one.

 Sent at 1:03 AM on Friday

 her:  Sad that I don’t even know what I’m missing out on

 Sent at 1:06 AM on Friday

 me:  whenever a girl tells me “i can only cum via oral” i roll my eyes.

hell a co-worker had me teach her bf how to do it. it’s not really hard.

 Sent at 1:07 AM on Friday

 her:  More people need to pass this information on to guys

 Sent at 1:10 AM on Friday

 me:  and this is why i blog. i just want to help guys do better with

ladies.

i was talking with privateman about this. i don’t get NEAR the traffic he

gets . but athol kay commented on my blog. That’s a HUGE compliment.

 Sent at 1:11 AM on Friday

 her:  I’d say your blog is pretty popular

It always seems to get a good number of comments

And they’re not just from the same users

 me:  nah, i don’t get as many comments as most other blogs. but i prefer to

stay under the radar. i average about 200 +/- 50 views a day.

but i noticed i get more traffic when i talk about my run ins with women.

but thank you saying angel.

 her:  Of course

And I think anecdotes make things interesting

 Sent at 1:15 AM on Friday

 me:  well, i post examples since i don’t articulate or theorize well. i do

best with telling stories. i teach a lot of medical courses, and i think the

examples are easier for average guys to relate to.

 Sent at 1:17 AM on Friday

 her:  Ya, that’s a good way to explain

Learning from experience, in a way

 Sent at 1:21 AM on Friday

 me:  i was considering quitting the blog. but a few of the more popular

bloggers told me to keep at it.

privateman told me i’m a lot more well known than i realize. orly? :/

 her:  I’m sure you’re underestimating your notoriety

 me:  enough about me. let’s talk about the lovely ******. lol.

i don’t know why, but 34c just popped into my head.

 Sent at 1:24 AM on Friday

 her:  Hahaha

What would you like to know?

 me:  what type of men do you tend to gravitate to?

what do you like to do when not studying?

 her:  I’ll answer the second first, since it has a more straightforward

answer

I like to do a lot of outdoor activities, like play tennis, run (kind of)

And I really enjoy reading new books, and writing

And I love to cook

 me:  i like to cook, and kiss girls. lol.

 her:  Haha kissing is a great hobby

 me:  lol. you should post more. it can be liberating.

her:  Ya, I always feel really good after I publish a blog

But I feel like it will be hard to increase my frequency of posts since

school’s started

 me:  well, according to my blog, people are going to your blog from my

site.

now you owe me a kiss. lol.

 her:  Haha do I?

 me:  lol.

maybe i’ll end up cooking for you if you do.

 her:  Or maybe I will if you end up cooking for me

:]

 me:  if i cooked for you, i think i might end up with more than a kiss. my

cooking is THAT good.

but never underestimate my propensity to completely screw things up. lol.

 her:  Lol I admire your confidence

 Sent at 1:37 AM on Friday

 me:  well thank you love. as long as you’re smiling as you’re reading and

typing…….danny is happy.

 Leslie:  Well you can take my word that I am smiling

 me:  ******** +3

uh-oh. more movement. lol.

 her:  Lol common theme for the night

 me:  oh you know you love it. lol.

 her:  Haha it is pretty entertaining

 

-then I told her I purposely went against some “text game” rules just to see

what happens.

 

 me: would you mind if i post about our texting? reason i ask is that i’ve

broken a lot rules associated with “text game”.

i’d delete your name of course.

 her:  Of course not

 me:  good.

 her:  I’d be extra interested to read your take on this.

 me:  in summation: you’re an attractive woman, all i did was light

flirting, added some light sexual innuendo, and then would change back to a

more personal chat.

and i responded very quickly. most “game guys” tell you to wait in between

posts. NONSENSE. i escalated when i felt like it. and i posted multiple

comments back to back (thats not supposed to be bueno).

i favored on the side of being bold rather than just being a nice guy to

you. i was polite, and respectful. but i also let you know i see you as a

sexual creature.

what do you think?

 her:  Sounds pretty accurate to me

 

 

-And NOW for the money shot.

 

 me: so i ask, did i manage to build any attraction on your end?

 her:  Yeah, I can honestly say you did build some attraction

 me:  well thank you. you (and yer amazing 34c’s….my favorite size)

flatter me. *kisses your hand*

 her:  It’s been quite a while since I’ve gotten a kiss on the hand, so the

flattery is mutual

I really should go though

My friends are waiting for me to start getting ready

 me:  have fun angel. talk to you later.

i’ll post our chat later.

 her:  I look forward to it

 

 

I’d LOVE Badger and Privateman, and Yohami to desconstruct this little exchange. and i’de LOVE to hear what you ladies think of this.      

[edit- the beautiful lady featured in this text emailed me regarding this post……click the comments to see what she said.] 


10 Comments on “Text fun”

  1. YOHAMI says:

    You´re an interesting guy and forward and with many sides, sexual and without inhibitions, so you can pretty much get away with anything. From reading this stuff, it looks to me that she already knew enough about you before you even started texting, and that you are living up to the part. I see you kind of missed a few spots where I would have taken a different route, but, you are you, and you is the reason she likes you. You had her right ON from this line

    “get yer cute ass out of the house and go have some fun.”

    Whats not to love? keep the fun there and you cant really screw things up.

    The only bad part for me is when you say you screw things up and she comments on your confidence. And then when you basically ask her “how well am I doing”? those are attraction killers for MOST GIRLS. But again, this one knows who you are, reads your blog, and likes you, so that bone killer might actually work for you: you are real and honest and WYSIWYG. Which is VERY valuable. Just ask her (kidding!) 😉

  2. dannyfrom504 says:

    Yo-
    “The only bad part for me is when you say you screw things up and she comments on your confidence. And then when you basically ask her “how well am I doing”?”
    i’m a big fan of self depricating humor. which is why i put the lol afterwards.

    i KNEW i was doing well, but i knew i was going to be posting this so i got confirmation from the lady herself for the sake of the readers. people (such as yourself, badger, pm, deti, and guys that “get it”) can read and assume i was doing well, but my getting confirmation directly from her validates it without question.

    stay up.

    “Just ask her (kidding!).”
    hahahahaha.

  3. ASF says:

    Squirting is relevant to my interests.

  4. dannyfrom504 says:

    the ladies email regarding this post:

    “Haha it’s so odd to see our conversation laid out like that. It was interesting to see yohami’s take, I actually kind of hope other people comment. :)”

    well…..i hope you reader’s don’t disappoint her. please comment away. what did you think of the conversation she and i had?

  5. Socialkenny says:

    Good post Danny.

    I just yesterday posted a blog entry saying the same thing you’d said:telling women about game and pick-up does not mess up your chances:actually it increase it as she becomes intrigued.

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