Text funPosted: September 23, 2011
Privateman and I were talking and I mention my posting in the open and how I’ll tell women I blog, and talk with them about game. He wondered if it would mess up a man’s chances. I told it hasn’t screwed up MY chances.
I present to you: exhibit A.
This is a text string with a VERY lovely lady who happens to blog. She’s a facebook pal so I can tell you this girl is VERY attractive.
me: get yer cute ass out of the house and go have some fun.
Sent at 12:32 AM on Friday
Her: haha I’m making myself finish an application first
me: what are you going to wear out tonight. i want details corazon.
Sent at 12:33 AM on Friday
her: Nothing too exciting is happening tonight, so it’s not fancy
Just a flowy orangish spaghetti strap with a bandage skirt
me: i thought thursday night is the obligatory “ladies night”
her: For some reason not too many parties are going on
And I still can’t go to bars, so that’s ruled out
Sent at 12:35 AM on Friday
me: what’s a “bandage skirt”? kinda proud i don’t know what that mean.
yup. DEFINATELY proud.
i thought you were 21.
Her: Nope, I still have a month
Haha and a bandage skirt is one of those tight spandex skirts that’s just a
me: my boy parts just moved.
her: Haha they tend to have that effect
me: i double checked. yeah. we have movement. lol.
damn you ladies and your weaponry.
her: Sometimes you just have to pull out all of the stops :]
me: which is why i shove a roll of socks in the front of my jeans.
Sent at 12:40 AM on Friday
her: Haha nice, the equivalent to the push up bra
me: lol. pretty much. i really get angry when i remove a bra and think,
WAIT!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!
I’m not a fan of padded bras for that very reason
me: how tall are you?
me: may i ask your measurements?
me: WOW. very nice. you must be proud. oops, more movement. lol.
Sent at 12:44 AM on Friday
her: Lol must be rough to have all of this happen involuntarily
me: you have NO idea. and i’m in my late 30’s when i was 17-27/28. i might
as well have had my dick on my forehead.
the male libido (especially mine) is a raging tempest of lust.
her: Oh, I believe that :]
Sent at 12:47 AM on Friday
me: the ex (who had a similar libido) couldn’t keep up.
Sent at 12:49 AM on Friday
me: lost my virginity at 14. that was it….i was on a mission. and girls
back home are goers. first time i went to san diego 1994, i cleaned up. i
fell in love every 10 minutes. lol.
her: Haha it’s rough for sd girls, there are too many pretty ones and guys
like you just can’t choose
Sent at 12:51 AM on Friday
me: oh no….i had NO PROBLEM choosing. lol. you could throw a dead cat in
the air at SDSU and it would land within 10 feet of at least 7 9’s.
Sent at 12:53 AM on Friday
her: Haha every guy’s dream
How long were you in sd?
me: want to know a secret.
me: i know it’s not like that in california, but eventually. wanting to
fuck every cute face you pass…..
Sent at 12:55 AM on Friday
me: i’ve done damn near everything in the SMP i’ve ever wanted to do. my
next post is how to get a woman to ejaculate.
Sent at 12:56 AM on Friday
her: NICE, that’ll definitely be a useful one
I look forward to reading it
Sent at 12:58 AM on Friday
me: it’s not that difficult if you can get the woman to relax and get over
the fact that she’s going to feel like she’s gonna pee. took the ex in japan
4 times to finally squirt.
her: Wow, very impressive
me: but the orgasm you’ll get from it…..it will change your world.
her: I can imagine…unfortunately that’s all I can do at this point
me: nancy kicked me and i fell off the bed when she finally had one.
Leslie: Hahaha nice
me: you can ONLY squirt.
or you can only have clitoral orgasms?
her: The latter
me: that’s true for 90% of all women. you’d have to have a couple before
you could make yourself have one.
Sent at 1:03 AM on Friday
her: Sad that I don’t even know what I’m missing out on
Sent at 1:06 AM on Friday
me: whenever a girl tells me “i can only cum via oral” i roll my eyes.
hell a co-worker had me teach her bf how to do it. it’s not really hard.
Sent at 1:07 AM on Friday
her: More people need to pass this information on to guys
Sent at 1:10 AM on Friday
me: and this is why i blog. i just want to help guys do better with
i was talking with privateman about this. i don’t get NEAR the traffic he
gets . but athol kay commented on my blog. That’s a HUGE compliment.
Sent at 1:11 AM on Friday
her: I’d say your blog is pretty popular
It always seems to get a good number of comments
And they’re not just from the same users
me: nah, i don’t get as many comments as most other blogs. but i prefer to
stay under the radar. i average about 200 +/- 50 views a day.
but i noticed i get more traffic when i talk about my run ins with women.
but thank you saying angel.
her: Of course
And I think anecdotes make things interesting
Sent at 1:15 AM on Friday
me: well, i post examples since i don’t articulate or theorize well. i do
best with telling stories. i teach a lot of medical courses, and i think the
examples are easier for average guys to relate to.
Sent at 1:17 AM on Friday
her: Ya, that’s a good way to explain
Learning from experience, in a way
Sent at 1:21 AM on Friday
me: i was considering quitting the blog. but a few of the more popular
bloggers told me to keep at it.
privateman told me i’m a lot more well known than i realize. orly?
her: I’m sure you’re underestimating your notoriety
me: enough about me. let’s talk about the lovely ******. lol.
i don’t know why, but 34c just popped into my head.
Sent at 1:24 AM on Friday
What would you like to know?
me: what type of men do you tend to gravitate to?
what do you like to do when not studying?
her: I’ll answer the second first, since it has a more straightforward
I like to do a lot of outdoor activities, like play tennis, run (kind of)
And I really enjoy reading new books, and writing
And I love to cook
me: i like to cook, and kiss girls. lol.
her: Haha kissing is a great hobby
me: lol. you should post more. it can be liberating.
her: Ya, I always feel really good after I publish a blog
But I feel like it will be hard to increase my frequency of posts since
me: well, according to my blog, people are going to your blog from my
now you owe me a kiss. lol.
her: Haha do I?
maybe i’ll end up cooking for you if you do.
her: Or maybe I will if you end up cooking for me
me: if i cooked for you, i think i might end up with more than a kiss. my
cooking is THAT good.
but never underestimate my propensity to completely screw things up. lol.
her: Lol I admire your confidence
Sent at 1:37 AM on Friday
me: well thank you love. as long as you’re smiling as you’re reading and
typing…….danny is happy.
Leslie: Well you can take my word that I am smiling
me: ******** +3
uh-oh. more movement. lol.
her: Lol common theme for the night
me: oh you know you love it. lol.
her: Haha it is pretty entertaining
-then I told her I purposely went against some “text game” rules just to see
me: would you mind if i post about our texting? reason i ask is that i’ve
broken a lot rules associated with “text game”.
i’d delete your name of course.
her: Of course not
her: I’d be extra interested to read your take on this.
me: in summation: you’re an attractive woman, all i did was light
flirting, added some light sexual innuendo, and then would change back to a
more personal chat.
and i responded very quickly. most “game guys” tell you to wait in between
posts. NONSENSE. i escalated when i felt like it. and i posted multiple
comments back to back (thats not supposed to be bueno).
i favored on the side of being bold rather than just being a nice guy to
you. i was polite, and respectful. but i also let you know i see you as a
what do you think?
her: Sounds pretty accurate to me
-And NOW for the money shot.
me: so i ask, did i manage to build any attraction on your end?
her: Yeah, I can honestly say you did build some attraction
me: well thank you. you (and yer amazing 34c’s….my favorite size)
flatter me. *kisses your hand*
her: It’s been quite a while since I’ve gotten a kiss on the hand, so the
flattery is mutual
I really should go though
My friends are waiting for me to start getting ready
me: have fun angel. talk to you later.
i’ll post our chat later.
her: I look forward to it
I’d LOVE Badger and Privateman, and Yohami to desconstruct this little exchange. and i’de LOVE to hear what you ladies think of this.
[edit- the beautiful lady featured in this text emailed me regarding this post……click the comments to see what she said.]