Your new Voicemail. You’re welcome.

i’ve had the same voicemail message for the past 7-8 years. seriously. it’s a dead-pan and to the point voice-mail.

one of the first times Tia Susan called she left a message in regards to it being “such a neg”. i laughed. LOVE Tia. i NEVER meant it to be anything more than… lol. but i’ve had a few people comment (mom included) on it. this is the message:

“i can’t come to phone right now, but leave a message and if i want to talk to you…..i’ll call you back.”


since running the blogs and ingesting the red pill and whatnot, i can see it’s straight alpha in nature. BUT i never came up with with TRYING to come off as alpha. but fuck semantics. use this as your voicemail fellah’s. people will notice. TRUST ME.


stay up.

8 Comments on “Your new Voicemail. You’re welcome.”

  1. Badger says:

    You know I thought the same thing as Susan when I first heard that greeting.

  2. If I had a working cellphone, I’m pretty sure my voicemail would be something like, “It’s ****. Leave a message and we’ll see how that works out for you.”

    But I’ve left interesting voicemessages before. I think my favorite was “OH MY GOD ***** OH MY GOD YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE THIS oh I forgot what it was. *click*”

    • dannyfrom504 says:

      lol. ok, i love you again.

      why am i in no way surprised at the message to bestie. lol. tell her i said….well you know the football reference i’m talking about. just make sure she knows I’M saying it.

      • Badger says:

        You ever thought about getting a room?

      • Badger says:

        You just say the word, I’ll book the suite AND buy the champagne.

        • dannyfrom504 says:

          hmmmmmmmmmmm. wonder how she’s going to react to this. she’s either laughing into to pure snortation bliss or she’s checking the fuel level in her flame thrower. so….i might as well have a little fun here.

          “danny and MM sitting in a tree…..”

          *grabs pen*

          “to whom it may concern: I Dannyfrom504 being of sound mind and body bequeath onto my mother and 2 sister’s the following:…..”

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