Deti on how to KILL her attraction to you.
Posted: December 30, 2011 Filed under: Girl distractions, Wisdom
for those of you that don’t know deti, i’ll give you a brief run-down: he’s a man that been married for a LONG time. he loves his family and his wife, a VERY large portion of his marriage was “unhappy” and seeped in blue-pill mire. he discovered the blogs and began to employ “red-pill” thought/actions into his marriage now he (and his wife) have a better and more harmonious marriage. in this post deti KILLS it with his list of things NOT to do. he’s been told to start a blog ofter, your’s truly included. we email often and he says he’s more of a commenter and doesn’t want to blog. i’m VERY privileged for him to chose my site to guest post. he’s definitely a blos slut and you’ll see him posting on most of the main sites. anyway, here’s his advice to you.
How to Make Your Wife Lose Her Attraction to You: Or How I Learned to Surgically Remove Gina Tingles
Does your wife lust for you, burn with fire in her loins for you? Perhaps she is your personal love slave and you’re a little sick of it because you really, really want to catch that next show on HGTV? I have just the prescription for you. What I’m about to tell you will repulse not only your honey, but literally every woman you know. If you want to live the celibate life, read on, mates.
1. Be nice to her, and just be yourself. Gents, if you get nothing else from this little guide on how never to have sex again, this is it. Be nice. Nice, nice, nice. Give her everything she wants. Don’t ever express opinions or stand up for yourself. Ask her repeatedly “Are you OK? Are you all right? Are you mad at me?” Her legs will snap shut faster than a rattrap you just set off. Follow this rule, and you and your dominant hand will get to know each other very well.
2. Stop caring about your personal appearance and grooming. Really let yourself go. Gain 20, no, 40 pounds. Stop brushing and flossing your teeth, getting good sleep, and exercising. Let your nose hairs grow out. Really show her that your appearance is deteriorating. But more importantly, she needs to get the message loud and clear that you just don’t give a shit about it.
3. Start getting sexually selfish all the time. Push her head down there for BJs after you’ve been in your clothes for 16 hours and you smell down there like bleu cheese left out of the fridge for 5 days or so. Hell, even YOU can smell it. Always have sex the same way all the time, never ask her what she wants, and always make her do all the work. Cunnilingus? What’s that? And make sure that you always take it intensely personally if she just isn’t up for sex.
4. Always have “romantic” sex. This is the opposite of number 3. Always ask her for sex. Don’t ever just start initiating. Always talk it out first, to make sure she’s in the mood. (Don’t be surprised when it takes an hour and a whole tube of K-Y to get her there.) Always do it in your bedroom, on the bed, with one of you having your heads on the pillow(s). Bonus if you always light candles and play Sade or Kenny G on the stereo. And when you have sex, go slow, like in the soap operas or the romcoms she loves. Never assert yourself, never do anything you like to do, and never do anything unless you have express written permission from her first. Above all, never jackhammer her. She won’t like it. The romcoms say so, after all. Adhere to this rule, friend, and you might just as well stay up late getting to know the porno sites, because very soon, that’s the only poon you’re going to get.
5. Become a kitchen bitch. If you go this route it’s really important that you get this right. Always volunteer to help with vacuuming, or putting away the dishes, or laundry, or cooking. Doing these chores sometimes will actually get you MORE sex, so that won’t do. No, what you must do is completely take over all these things, even when your bride didn’t ask you to, even when you never did them before and even when you suck at them. And you’re doing this specifically because she’s making vague complaints of “I’m tired” and “you never do anything to help me around here”. Yep, that’s the ticket. This will show her that you’ll do ANYTHING to please her, even when she doesn’t want you to. Hear that sound? That’s the sound of a lovely wife’s legs snapping shut.
6. Give in to her every request, demand and whim. Make sure you fail every fitness test. Never, ever tell her no. Never, ever stand up for yourself. In fact, just stop thinking for yourself. You’ve got her to do all that thinking for you. Give her everything she wants, when and where she wants it. You don’t have to lead. Just let her make all the decisions, even if you think you’ve got a better idea. Your new favorite sentence is “I don’t care, whatever you want, Honey.” Dude, you’re doing great! At this rate BOTH your palms will be furrier than a gorilla’s back in no time.
7. Give up all the things you were or that you did when you were single. No more road trips, no more golf trips with your college buddies, no more bowling night.. She’s your everything, ’cause you’re married, dammit. You don’t need a life plan anymore. If you really want to turn her off, you’ve got to stop caring about and doing the things that she found attractive about you in the first place. Hey, your thoughts, your hopes, your dreams, your wants, your needs, your talents, your desires, they mean nothing now. Hell, even your individuality as a human being can just go out the window if you really want to stop having sex with your wife.
8. Put up with all her bitchiness. This should be easy because hopefully you’ve followed Rule 6 and you’re giving in regularly. If you have, it’s natural that you’ll tolerate her very worst behaviors. Even the nicest, sweetest wives can be total bitches sometimes. All you have to do is indulge that conduct. Never mind that any man saying or doing these things to you would get punched out in a hurry. No, if you want to go celibate, you just put up with this shit.
When she acts like a total bitch in public, don’t confront her. No, just say “haha, you’re so funny, dear.” Even better, laugh right along with everyone else if she holds you out to public ridicule, and never confront or correct that either. Don’t say anything when she reveals the most intimate details of your married life to her parents, your parents, or her friends, all in an effort to garner support or sympathy, or exert pressure on you. When you fight in private, let her call you every name in the book, let her dredge up every rotten thing you ever did or said, let her go completely out of control. All you have to do is — are you ready for this? — DON’T RESPOND. Nope, just sit there and take it, and tell her you’ll do whatever she wants. Whatever you do, don’t take control of the situation and don’t stand up for yourself. Be a total wimp. If you do this she’ll be saying “Tingles? What tingles?”
9. Show her you are completely dependent on her. You have to show her you have no life, no opinions, and no purpose outside of her. Tell her and show her how deathly afraid you are of losing her. Demonstrate vividly how fearful you are that she’ll divorce you, because you’ll be alone forever and ever, and how much you NEEEEED her. You have to be very explicit about this. Don’t be a man. Don’t be assertive or sparing with your words. Be a mawkish seventh grader walking around with a raging hard on because he just got a longer-than-5-second look and smile from the cute little blond girl with the bow in her hair. Be cloying, and lay it on thick. You have to say things like:
“You’re my life. You’re my everything.”
“Do you love me?”
“I’d be lost, LOST, without you.”
“I won’t ever fail you!”
Do all this with the look of total and complete earnestness on your face. In other words, say it to her like you think a girl would say it to you.
My friends, follow all these rules, and, married or single, you’ll never, ever have sex again. You’ll be as unattractive as rotting onions and sewer gas.
word. lol. stay up.