Feeding a Puppy

back in march of last year my dear co-worker had her BF of 3 years dumped her. she was CRUSHED. i spent a few months helping get through that and i can honestly say her and i are as close as we are now because of the support i lent her. see….i take care of my wimminz. well eventually i told her she needed to get laid. SERIOUSLY. AND she was up for it. oh, i should point out the dude admitted to cheating on her (long distance and all). she to her credit she put a profile up on POF and before you know it, she had a date with a 30 something newly bar appointed lawyer. first date went well. 2 days later i get a text from her stating he’s ALREADY started with the “i can’t believe a woman as beautiful as you could like a guy like me.” crap.

i’m sure you know the rest. BUUUUT. she said she was thinking about giving him some just because she knew she needed it. (what a good girl). and i told her. “look….yer a grown ass woman. you can make your own choices, but i’m telling you now, you sleep with him and you’re feeding a puppy. and once you feed a puppy it will NEVER quit bothering you.” she honestly listened  and understood what i was telling her. and…….she DID sleep with him. after the deed was did, we talked about it. “i duuno, he just can’t keep up with me.” i told her it’s probably because he killed most of her initial tingles. i only feel it fair to say this woman is straight red-pill mind-set. seriously. after the third go, she was done. she gave him the “talk.” you guys and women know the talk. lol. here’s the kicker though……

she decided to “keep him around.” “danny, you never know….it’s always good to be able to get legal advice and all.” i KNOW you guys are shaking your heads at this. well guess what…..she DID in fact go to him once or twice for legal advice and he provided it. *sigh* i’m all for my girl working it, if dude’s willing to be at her beck and call, that’s on him. she’d ONLY contact him for legal crap btw, he of course would text her and try to “talk”. if it were me, this is how it had gone down:

her- “hey i have a question.”

me- “ok.”

her- “i have…..*insert any legal BS concern here*…”

me- “what are you wearing?”

her- “shut up. seriously. *she restates question*

me- “are you wearing panties?”

her- “dude, you know what….stop.”

me- “no problem. well, in regards to *legal concern* i think it’s best if you contact my secretary so we can schedule a sit-down to discuss your issues. i gotta run. it was nice talking to you.”

once you sleep with a woman and she decides to QUIT sleeping with you, that’s fine. it is……but when she still wants “favors” from you and you offer them up without getting the sex, you just failed a shit test. politely let her know you aren’t comfortable with whatever it is she’s trying to get from you and politely decline. again…..POLITELY decline. no point in being a dick and giving her room to paint you out as an asshole (unless you want that of course).

ladies….realize that if you have a clingy guy on the line and you “give him the goods”, GOOD LUCK getting rid of him.  just a friendly warning from yah Boy. DO NOT feed a puppy, because you’ll never get rid of him unless you quit feeding him all together.

stay up.


10 Comments on “Feeding a Puppy”

  1. ASF says:

    Nice (?) to live in a place where being a lawyer has some modicum of prestige. Otherwise, spot on. When you truly take the red pill things like this become like listening to a foreign language you can’t understand.

    • dannyfrom504 says:

      The red pill cleanses all.

      Sent from my iPhone

    • Looking Glass says:

      Truthfully, I physically winced at “i can’t believe a woman as beautiful as you could like a guy like me” line because I knew exactly where it was going.

      One problem with the Red-Pill is I want to slap people, even fictional characters, these days.

      Oh, and I love the demotivational picture. Hadn’t seen that one, but it’s awesome.

      • dannyfrom504 says:

        Dude, how do you think I felt when she told me he said that to her. Sometimes just throwing “fail” into google yields amazing and hilarious results.

        Sent from my iPhone

  2. JT says:

    ladies….realize that if you have a clingy guy on the line and you “give him the goods”, GOOD LUCK getting rid of him. just a friendly warning from yah Boy. DO NOT feed a puppy, because you’ll never get rid of him unless you quit feeding him all together.

    Good advice, Danny. This is why “giving the goods” should really come with “loving the man”. That way, everyone is happy 🙂

    • dannyfrom504 says:

      Well, I don’t need her to “love me” per se for me to be happy (or to sleep with her). My own proclivities aside, I’m telling you ladies to make sure he’s relationship worthy and genuinely interested in you before you sleep with him. That’s all.

      Sent from my iPhone

  3. Marellus says:

    Danny, so you’re saying that Game still isn’t mainstream then ?

    • dannyfrom504 says:

      It’s probably as main stream as it’s going to get for now. If it’s REALLY going to go mainstream Susan will probably lead the way. Feminist led media just won’t give a male blogger a chance.

      By and large I think many guys won’t be able to accept game for what it is and will dismiss it.

      Kind of thinking of stepping away from blogging for a bit tbh.

      Sent from my iPhone

  4. I have a puppy friend, but I’d never sleep with him for precisely the reasons listed above.
    He doesn’t like that. Spends a good amount of time bringing up “I wish you cared about me enough to…” scenarios. Coincidentally, that’s when I bring up “Hey, look at these photos I found! Some guy put a jam jar up his butt!”
    Yeah, I’m a bad person. He’s a good friend, though.

    (Sorry for not commenting as often as I usually do; I’d get halfway through typing a comment, realize it was crap, and then get distracted.)

    • dannyfrom504 says:

      well well well. Pooks has returned. she’s about to read EPL, that should make for a fantastic (and VERY long-winded) post. stand by.

      guys, THIS is somehting i want you to notice: (guy crushing on her) “Spends a good amount of time bringing up “I wish you cared about me enough to…” scenarios. Coincidentally, that’s when I bring up “Hey, look at these photos I found! Some guy put a jam jar up his butt!”

      this is what women do when they have no tingle. if you escalate and she completely changes the subject. BAIL. i see this a lot: a dude’s trying to chat up a girl, she does this and the guy doesn’t get it. she’s trying to let you down without being a bitch. once she goes “bitch route”, it’s usually because you have failed to noticed the multiple subtle “brush off’s she’s given you.


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