Don’t be this guy.Posted: January 24, 2012
i got a funny email from a woman i work with (she knows about the blog) and she had the following exchange with a guy on an online dating site. she went out of her way to be off-putting.
- him- pardon me ma’am can u please tell me how u manage to be so outrageously gorgeous and a cutie monster all at the same time ?? and from what i can see your doing it quite flawlessly !! can u please elaborate on such trickery !??!? 😉 im ******** by the way !? 70% match isn’t to bad ? would you agree miss ******** ?? lma
- her- easy. I’m a psycho.
- him- So is that ur one and only worming ? Ur really quite gorgeous but I guess the psycho ones all ways r huh ?:/ so that’s a no go on talking ms ********?
her- I would be delighted to entertain a conversation with anyone who thinks my profile is funny.
him- I think it’s funny in a cute way !! I like that u said suck my dick but I can’t make a generator I could do a few of them things very well !!;) I know ur f-in funny as he’ll by how u just msged me back…so ur a cutie monster and sarcastic smartie pants that’s pretty bad ass !! May I ask u ma’am y in the world u r single ? I mean with u being gorgeous and all ?;)
- her- I don’t know about funny, but I’m single because I stopped holding in my farts 5 years ago.
she thought that that would end it but he sent her a message that said that if she could hold them in on the first date, they’d be fine. *facepalm*
i want to add that his writing had me wanting to bite his face. i understand guys wanted to come off all cool and street’ish. but what a fucking tool. look, i DID NOT change any of the texts between these 2 so you could see how AWFUL this guy is. i know i write badly, but this guy needs both hands smashed with a hammer by MissMalice. srs-lee.