Cosmo feeds the hamster a huge platePosted: March 21, 2012
cosmo sucks. for the puropose of this post i feel the need to point out this is directed at the women that actualy READ cosmo. i know most of you ladies on the blogs typically DON’T. the bold comments are my responses.
we evolve hotter-
” A recent study revealed that women are getting better looking through evolution; meanwhile, men are staying the same. After following more than 2,000 people through four decades of life, the study showed that attractive women had 16 percent more children than average-looking chicks and that beautiful people are 36 percent more likely to have a daughter as their firstborn. All those gorgeous daughters mean more beautiful women than in past generations.
oh please dear God tell me this is a joke. i think maybe it’s more like nature has realized “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.” and if women “evolve hotter” how does that explain the rise in plastic surgeries, and women letting gay men tell them what’s sexy. sounds like DeEvolution. and considering men are more “looks” oriented they’d NEED to. if a woman told me this i’d retort with, “maybe you ‘evolve’ hotter; but men ‘stay’ hotter…longer. i have at least 20 more years of ‘looking good’, once you hit your 30’s, “buh-bye.”
we survive car accidents more often-
“This is sad but true: Men are 77 percent more likely to die in a car accident than women, according to a study done by Carnegie Mellon University. Our boyfriends should be thanking us when we nag them to “Wear your seatbelt!”
ok. so what, do you want….a cookie.
we’re better at seeking comfort-
“A Mind survey of 2,000 people revealed that women are far more likely than men to talk through their problems. Fifty-three percent of women talk to their friends about what’s stressing them out, as opposed to 29 percent of men.”
well no shit, we typically don’t NEED someone to console us.
we’re more recession proof-
“According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, 80 percent of those who have lost their jobs since December 2007 have been men. Ouch. This could be because male-dominated fields have been hit the hardest, like manufacturing and finance. That really sucks…but hey, maybe it’s time more men became nurses and educators.”
well, good….they anwered for me, and we’re all familiar with the feminist controled school systems now, right. ok. ok. ok. we can move on.
we graduate college more often-
“We already know that female enrollment is higher than male, but the Department of Education’s statistics reveal that men are also less likely than women to graduate and get their bachelor’s degrees. Men are also more likely to take longer than five years to complete their degree.”
we eat healthier-
“A survey of more than 14,000 people, conducted by the University of Minnesota, showed that women choose far healthier foods than men. While men are more likely to chow down on frozen pizza and red meat, women are piling fruits and veggies onto their plates. It all sounds pretty obvious, but we get so much grief for our chocolate addictions that we just had to point this one out!”
BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! see the photo below. per a CDC study female obesity has risen has risen faster than male obesity. so how about yah eat a bowl o’ dick. besides…..men naturally have a higher BMI anyway.
we have stronger immune systems-
“No wonder men act like such babies when they have a sniffle — women really do have stronger immune systems than men! If there are little battles going on in our bodies, women have a secret weapon: estrogen. A study done by McGill University indicated that estrogen gives women an edge when it comes to fighting off infections. That’s because estrogen confronts a certain enzyme that often hinders the body’s first line of defense against bacteria and viruses.”
so why do they call in sick more often. i keed i keed. you know what fights infection….WHITE BLOOD CELLS. guess where they’re made: in bones. guess who’s bodies are larger and require more blood. again…i think this is suspect. why do i sense SpaceTraveller’s gonna chime in.
we live longer-
“Among the world’s population of those who are over 100 years old, 85 percent are women, according to the New England Centenarian Study. In general, women continue to live five to 10 years longer than men as well.”
why do husbands die before their wives: they WANT TO. i’ll give ’em this one, if they REALLY want to brag about this. pat yourselves…OH NO wait, here’s another cookie.
we we’re better managers. especially in this economy-
“This one is a little controversial, but a slew of experts are confident that women make greater bosses because they are better listeners, mentors, problem solvers, and multitaskers than their male counterparts. In a recent Daily News article, management expert Jay Forte said, “It’s a very service-oriented economy [right now], so you need employees to be motivated. Women are better connectors than men and more astute about knowing how to activate passion in their employees.”
i’m calling Bravo Sierra here. i think this is gender nuetral. i know for a fact some people are better manager’s than others, be it male or female.
we invest better-
“A study of 100,000 portfolios showed that women’s investment returns outperform men’s, 18 percent to 11 percent. This could be because women are typically more cautious with their investment decisions and think longer term.”
i’d like some stats please. unless you mean investng in $300 purses and shoes.
what a load of horse poopy. stay up