BCG’s and geek gamePosted: March 27, 2012
sunday i decided to head to strip club for a beer. ok, you guys need to understand something….they know me there now. by and large the girls are cool, and it’s GREAT watching the girls work the guys. it’s important to point out that i’ve NEVER been asked to get a VIP dance. i get in, get my beer, sit at my table and keep to myself. there are 4-5 girls there that i’m cool with and they’ll come talk to me for 5 minutes then head right back out to get their hustle on. now, their not asking me for a VIP tells me they know i’m not a mark. and to be honest, the place is GOLD. i’m there an hour or two and i’ve never had a bad time. if it’s busy, i’ll hang out in the DJ booth and BS with her. for those of you that are unfamiliar….the DJ is the person to know in a strip club. take care of the DJ and yer golden.
well….sunday i decided to try something different. instead of wearing my regular izod tortoise shell glasses, i ran the BCG’s. BCG’s are “birth control glasses”. they’re called that because they’re SOOOOO damn gaudy that you’d NEVER get laid wearing them. look, these things are AWFUL. well, i threw them on, rocked a star wars shirt and headed to the strip club. well….
the girls LOVED the glasses. seriously, i look ridiculous in them, but i’ve got preselection on my side, so looking like a complete dork was charming and cute. it was slow that night so i had 3 of the girls i know sitting with me. 2 of them even took pics in my God awful glasses. look….
i’d like to point out that these two are really cool, so if any commenters start talking shit about them, your comment will be nuked.
i heard this song at the club and i think it’s a GREAT theme for the SMP for a lot of the young girls today. kinda sad though.