Ashley Judd can eat a Dick

i’ve never really liked ashley judd, she’s always rubbed me the wrong way. well, someone said ashley judd has a “puffy face” recently and she’s none too happy about it. well she’s not going to tolerate that nonsense.
She writes that the criticism of her “embodies what all girls and women in our culture … endure every day, in ways both outrageous and subtle.The assault on our body image, the hypersexualization of girls and women and subsequent degradation of our sexuality as we walk through the decades, and the general incessant objectification is what this conversation allegedly about my face is really about.
It is not just a response to how she was treated, it is a call to action for both men and women to stop playing this patriarchal game, equating female beauty to self worth.”
so i DON’T see tons of commercials aimed at women for beauty products,  the cosmetic surgery community DOESN’T get most of it’s business from women (i called my girl Lily who works as a receptionist for a PS…she confimed a mostly female clientele). and i think it’s safe to say women are FAR MORE likely to be catty and critical to a woman’s (stand-by on this one) looks than a man. for guys it’s typically: “she’s pretty” or “i don’t think she’s pretty”. guys can be such assholes. notice she doesn’t take to task the gay men the basically run the fashion industry and them using models with 1% body fat who rip on women that actually LOOK like women.

“What angers Judd is that many of these criticisms were initiated by women, which she terms “a sad and disturbing fact.” Though Judd admits she too has criticized people for their appearance, “this abnormal obsession with women’s faces and bodies has become so normal that we (I include myself at times-I absolutely fall for it still) have internalized patriarchy almost seamlessly.”

so wait, she’s pissed that so much of the vitriol came from women (she even admits to being guilty of it), but it’s the PATRIARCHY’s fault. well i’m sure it’s quite possible the rumors are true she’s actually HAD plastic surgery (good luck getting a hollywood starlet to admit it though). well, at least she not biased about the conversation (which she’s guilty of trashing as well) and is a fair and humanistic.

“I hope the sharing of my thoughts can generate a new conversation: Why was a puffy face cause for such a conversation in the first place?” she writes. “If this conversation about me is going to be had, I will do my part to insist that it is a feminist one, because it has been misogynistic from the start. … Join in – and help change – the Conversation.”

well oh shit.

oh wait, did she talk shit about a FEMALE indy car driver….? (from wiki)-

A disagreement between Judd and Indy race car driver Milka Duno took place during the 2007 Indy Racing League season. After the final race of the 2007 season, the actress stated to the assembled news media, “I know this is not very sportsmanlike, but they’ve got to get the 23 car (Duno) off the track. It’s very dangerous. I’m tired of holding my tongue. She shouldn’t be out there. When a car is 10 miles (an hour) off the pace, it’s not appropriate to be racing. People’s lives are at stake.”

is she suggesting women shouldn’t be participating? sorry ash, but get back on your provervbial high horse and run it off a cliff. that is if you can find it, since you know…women suck at navigating. *roll’s eye’s* if “puffy face” remarks bother her how about maybe losing a bit of weight, but….shit…..that actually requires work and doesn’t come with a soapbox.

i’m sorry but if you’re guilty of dishing it out, shut the fuck up and quit lecturing about it on the interwebz.

sorry, but i can’t stand hypocrites. and the fact that she ADMITS to being guilty of this shit then turns around and wants to play sexism card………..she can take her SAG card and shove it up her sanctimonious ass.

on a lighter note- GO FLYERS!!!!! SMASH THE PENS!!!!!!

*buffalo bill voice* WOULDJYEH!!!!" i'd rather fuck a sock full of broken glass than ashley judd. then wash my dick in bleach.

24 Comments on “Ashley Judd can eat a Dick”

  1. just visiting says:

    She’s a bit of a nut from some accounts. Besides, if you’re in the entertainment industry, your face and your figure are your fortune. She’s not doing Shakespear. Live by the sword die by the sword, or in this case, beauty. Same for publicity.

    • dannyfrom504 says:

      she’s always come across as disingenuous and pretentious. when i read her diatribe on a yahoo article…..i couldn’t believe it.

      • just visiting says:

        Her arguement is pretentious. The reality is that her feelings got hurt by a painful truth. Instead of taking note and doing what needs to be done to remain competitive in her field, she got pissy. Though she seems to be smart enough to know that if she lashes out at the personal attack, she’ll end up looking small and petty. So suddenly it’s not about HER, it’s part of a discussion on the part of all womankind. She intelectualizes it as a discussion that America needs to have. When really, she’s being petulant and pouty. (And it’s all the patriarchy’s fault. So there. LOL.)

  2. Retrenched says:

    Well, OK, fine. Since it’s obvious that women don’t want to be judged by their looks, I’m sure we’ll start seeing hot chicks refuse the special treatment betas, white knights and the legal system give them on account of their beauty.

    Yep. Any minute now…

    • JS says:

      Hot chicks want to be judged by their looks because they will be judged favorably. Average and unattractive women do no want to be judged by their looks because they will be judged negatively…they want to be judged by the areas where they shine (brains, career, kindness, etc).

      Unfortunately, most (cough, ALL) men judge women by their looks. Even guys who are a 2 out of the 1-10 scale in looks and career/money still expect their gf to be a 9 or 10. It is fair? No. Is it reality? Yes. Life isnt fair, Ms Judd is old enough to know that by now.

      • JS says:

        I’ve said this so many times: a woman could be Albert Einstein, Mother Teresa and Warren Buffet all rolled into one but if she’s not Jessica Alba (or insert ‘hot celebrity name’ here), she will barely get noticed by men.

        Men are lucky they can cultivate their dating assets (smarts, money, career)….women? Not so much. We can do our best with what we were born with but….we’re mostly stuck with whatever hand we were dealt in the looks department (diet/exercise, makeup/clothes, even surgery can only do so much…in the end, you can’t turn a 4’10” homely face into a 5’11” swimsuit model.)

      • Retrenched says:

        Funny then that we see so many moms who are 4s and below… kinda hard for a woman to have a kid without first getting noticed by a man, I would think.

      • Looking Glass says:

        I have to very much disagree with the entire 2nd paragraph. (Of the upper post) A 6 and up is attractive on first location scan. But guys are also much more capable of knowing their limits. Would ever guy like a 9 or 10? Sure, but few are stupid enough to think they’ll just fall all over them. Much like everyone would love to be handed 5 million dollars tomorrow.

        On your reply post, you’re extrapolating from the female point to view onto the way men operate. Men don’t view only the top 5% of all females as desirable on first look. It’s about 40% of all women or so on a 5 second visual appraisal. And, further, most guys have specific features they really like, so a woman that would be generally considered more “average” can skyrocket to a specific subset of guys.

        So your Albert Teresa Buffet would be plenty attractive to a lot of guys. The main thing going for her would actually be that her personality type doesn’t start with a B and end with an “itch”. What she wouldn’t normally get is a bunch of guys going “you’re drop dead gorgeous!”, but if you expect that then you better be just that.

        But the biggest problem you’re having is that what men find attractive in women isn’t acquired assets. It’s disposition and actions. Yes, a pretty face helps. But there’s a lot of pretty faces out there. Treat a guy nicely and honestly, it’ll go a WHOLE lot further than most other things. Yes, the really pretty ones can get away with being bitches. That’s life, but the crash and disaster area that their life will be is pretty clear. They’ll just have “fun” before they get there. But if that’s “fun”, please count me out.

        Still, I imagine the “noticed by guys” is really just code for “noticed by the really desirable men”. That’s also something different. Yes, for the top men, they’ll go for the top women. That’s also just the way life is. There’s different standards and if we expect people not to get the best deal for themselves, we kind of need to blow up every department of economics that exists.

  3. Jacob Ian Stalk says:

    Ashley Judd is a pretty good actress and kinda cute, but she has more brains and talent than beauty. Unfortunately, she also has monkey ears and a big mouth, which make her a perpetual B-lister. The B-list is a bitter bitch.

  4. Senior Beta says:

    I dunno HM1, I think you are a little harsh here. Just another once hot left wing actress who had to go under the knife in a futile attempt to reclaim her youth and is pissed someone noticed. Nothing to see here.

  5. Ronin says:

    That’s just her hamster squealing prior to crashing into the wall.

    • Ronin,
      I shouldn’t laugh, because I am a woman. The ‘wall’ could be my reality in a few years. But the image of a hamster squealing just before smashing into some sort of wall is so hilarious to me I can’t stop laughing.
      You men are truly cruel beings, you know that? 😛
      I shouldn’t collude with you guys. I see Danny’s and JV’s point about her being disingenuous, but perhaps the other comments are a bit over the top? To be fair to her, she is not at all bad-looking…
      I don’t know why she got so heated up about comments made about her looks. She really ought to have a thick skin about it, being someone in the public eye, agreed. Like Danny, I saw the Yahoo article and thought, ‘so what? Not the first time a woman has been judged for her appearance.’ Fact of life. We have to live with this. Same as a man is judged for his achievements. That’s life…
      Now back to that hamster…
      I have to figure out how to get through work today without bursting out laughing at inappropriate moments…
      Thank you Ronin…

      • dannyfrom504 says:

        Her getting miffed about the comment is one thing, but admitting guilt to the same behavior is just blatantly hypocritical.

        And yes, she’s quite pretty, but she’s an asshole so her looks are negated.

        Sent from my iPhone

  6. ASF says:

    This is classic projection. Someone said something bad to her, therefore it is a problem for all of womankind!

  7. Twenty says:

    the hypersexualization of girls and women and subsequent degradation of our sexuality as we walk through the decades, and the general incessant objectification

    Seems to me that AJ has made a fat living over the years based upon the genetic gifts that allowed her to profit from the “hypersexualization of girls and women and subsequent degradation of [their] sexuality“.

  8. OffTheCuff says:

    Typical. It’s ok to be judged positively when above average, but not when negative and still above average, but less so.

    Make mad coin on your looks = feel the heat when they fade. BAWWWWWW.

  9. The Navy Corpsman says:

    Patriarchist. Misogynist. Privileged.

    Will someone shoot that damned parrot?

    The Navy Corpsman

  10. Chewie says:

    The English teacher in me is fuming over the ridiculously long winded sentences. Lady, I get it, people shouldn’t judge each other on their looks because it hurts people’s feelings. Something happened to you, but it’s not just your problem, it’s a problem for all women. Thanks for showing us you can use big words to form small thoughts.

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