Male Hamster ReduxPosted: April 17, 2012
ST brought this up so i thought i’d revisit it.
i posted last week about the male hamster, and believe it or not ladies, we men DO in fact have a hamster. i mentioned the hamster when it comes to watching/playing sports, but we have an even BIGGER hamster. yesterday i went too Academy to get some ammo for my upcoming trip to NO. well, hunting season is essentially over so that means….
30% OFF ALL HUNTING GEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think i spent $130 on various calls, scent mask, a tom decoy, and cammo duct tape (don’t judge me).
the minute i saw the discount signs i went into a flurry trying to come with a list of what i needed for the coming deer/turkey season in fall. i am now fully decked out for the upcoming season. one of my friends/readers calls me by a certain nick-name from time to time referring to my love of all things hunting and i have to admit…..
i eat that shit up. it goes RIGHT my head. this woman simply fed my hamster. we really aren’t that difficult ladies….compliments and praise go a LOOOOOOONG way for us. seriously, girl has some decent girl game. when she calls me by the nick name i can’t help but get all warm and fuzzy. as i’ve said before, i KNOW my cooking is fantastic, but when i cook for a woman and she goes off on how great it is, and she can’t believe i can cook that well- STRAIGHT to my head. my hamster starts running like it had a 5 hour energy. i turn into a goofy, bumbling sap. it’s so pitiful…..seriously. but i can’t help it. and i know. KNOW. the women reading this are giggling with guilt. you’ve done this before…..and you know how unfair it is. shame on you.
there’s another one i’m guilty of falling for. it involves: the head tilt, the doe eyes, the fingers tracing my arm/shoulder and a girly voice saying, “baby….i was wondering if we could (insert menial task, outing that she KNOWS i don’t like but wants to do anyway) so she has to employ the special weaponry.
i’ve learned LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG ago that my job in the relationship is to go along with 98% of what she wants. WHY? because 98% of it simply isn’t worth troubling myself over and getting sand in my clit. i was in pattaya, thailand and the gf mentioned wanting to go check out the popular tranny show.
2 hours later, we’re in a theater, there are men in dresses singing show tunes, and i’m playing golf on my phone as the gf giggled and coo’d giddily. i think every healthy and functional rerlationship added up to the guys pretty much going along with what the lady wants. i’ve heard male friends agree to crap that gave me douche chills and prompted “the look”. guys know the look. it’s the look that says to another man, “ew. are you kidding me?” i’ve given and recieved the look. and the typical guys facial expression in response sends a fierce, “piss off and mind your own business dick-wad”. BUT….there’s a very good reason for going along with what she wants to do.
at some point, at some time, there’s going to be something a man either DOESN’T or DOES want to do that the woman doesn’t. that’s when you cash in 5000’s “ok, fine’s”, and it’s fucking sweet. i’ve NEVER had a gf turn down something in the daily grind that i INSIST on, when i do insist on it. my friend back in spain got into cigars via his golf buddies, now this guys wife is VERY cool. when my buddy informed the wife he was going to take up cigars his wife informed him that he wasn’t. he stopped, lookedher dead in the eye and said, “this is something i’m going to do.” the comprimise was, “you will not smoke inside.” which he scoffed at, “like i would. especially not with ****** (the kid) being in here.” i even helped him pick out a humidor.
women have the rationalization hmaster.
men have the ego hamster.