Into the Locker Room: The Etiquette of Oral Treats from a WomanPosted: May 20, 2012 | |
The other night, I had a friend give me……..well, you know. She had just broken up with a bf and we’d always flirted. So when it’s all over she said, “I used to hate giving the bf head”, then went into some of the faux pas he’d make. And I’m talking WOW….total newbie. I asked her if she enjoyed taking care of me and she said it was fantastic. I was talking with a young guy and he was telling me how he was lucky enough to have a girl give him oral treats. Sorry, I don’t use BJ unless I’m trying to be crass. OT’s sounds much more playfully and fun. Trust me guys, use it and she’ll know EXACTLY what you’re talking about. After a few minutes I could see this man had NO CLUE (he was 20 or 21) about oral treats etiquette. Trust me, I’ve sucked enough di….wait- what.
That old gag.
Yes, I know every lady has her own particular pet peeves and preferences/techniques so feel free to chime in after you read…..IF any of you lasses choose to read.
1- Sit back and relax for God’s sake. This is one of the few times you get a pass to lean back, relax, and enjoy the ride. She’s got this, don’t worry.
2- Her hair is your responsibility. Be a team player and keep the hair away from her face. She’ll be thanking you for it….seriously.
3- DO NOT push her head. Very rude. However….
4- Verbal cues are usually welcome.
5- If there’s a certain way you prefer the deed- after she’s initially given you the goodies and you can assess her technique; THEN you can tell her how you like it.
6- Please let her know you’re enjoying it. Don’t sit back like a stone as she pleasures you. Give the lady some encouragement.
7- Last but not least- PLEASE give an indication of when you’re about to pop. Until you get her take on whether she’s down with swallowing or not……..LET HER KNOW. She’ll make the decision and finish you off however she’s most comfortable. If you brick with no warning before hand- BAD FORM. You Sir, are a true Rookie. I know a girl that punched a guy for blasting without telling her he was ready.
I will follow this up with part 2- “Learning a woman’s body, the first time you have sex with her.”