Nuking a Drunk Hamster at the Local

Interesting run-in this weekend at the local- strap yourselves in Kids. Saturday night, I was having a beer waiting to hear form a young woman. I got up to answer a text, and when I came back in someone was sitting in my chair and decided to push my stuff to the side.

Bad decision #1.

I stared at her and sat on the stool next to it and continued to watch the game. Then it happened, the very drunk woman looks at me and says, “Can I ask you a question?” I nodded [my internal dialogue is highlighted….I said to myself, I doubt I could stop you from asking]. She says, “Guess who you look like?” I shrugged my shoulders [Dear God if she says Moby I’m going to bite her face.]

“Moby. [O.M.G. die in a fire woman. Sers-lee.]  Do you hear that a lot?”

I looked her dead in the eyes and shook my head ‘no’. She looked at me surprisingly and asked me if I were serious. [Great- drunk and stupid.] OH. I forgot. I was talked with a 4, she was there with her Bf who was a relatively obese guy. For the purpose of this post, I feel the urge to point out…he was actually VERY cool. Then I told her I’ve heard that 5 million time: yesterday. She then told me I should take it as a compliment. [Dear God please tell me you’re kidding.] Then I told her you can tell it’s NOT a compliment because if it were she wouldn’t need to point out that It IS a compliment. She then pointed out that I should believe her since she’s a woman and she’s telling me so. [Run hamster, run.] 

That’s where I pointed out the blogging and she tells me how interested she just became. I pointed out the basics of red-pill and masculinity attracting femininity and the basics of what attracts women, which she by and large agreed with. It was when I explained shit tests (I used the ‘yer a player’ shit test) and this is where she disagreed. “See I wouldn’t find your response funny, I’d take it as you’re a jerk. I asked her her age (34 or 36). I told her that most women in her age bracket and above typically DO disagree with the red-pill, BUT that I use it on 18-20 something year old ALL.THE.TIME. and they eat it up. Then I dropped the BOMB on her.

“Most women in your age bracket have been so entrenched in feminist programming that they refuse to accept the logic and the truth in it.” [5…..4….3….]

What then ensued was a 2 minute VERY VOCIFEROUS [50 cent word FTW.] tangent where NOT A SINGLE POINT was made other than to let me know how pompous, untrue, and disturbed I am. About 10 seconds into her tirade I placed my fist under my chin and listened to her smiling. The ENTIRE RESTAURANT was watching. I broke into laughter more than once thanking her for proving me right. [Seriously, best fucking inane rambling I’ve ever heard.] She even made the point that, “See even the guys with me know how full of shit you are since they all are agreeing with me.” [Supplicating, docile cowed men that were actually silent during the tangent but since when does the hamster care about facts.] Finally, the bartender comes to her and tells her to quit (she’d have booted her out if she would have kept it up btw.The boyfriend FINALLY turns her around and tells her to quit speaking and tried to calm her down. I nodded, gave the guy a thumbs up and he threatened me. What I didn’t get to point out was that as entertaining and idiotic as her opinion was, it’s fucking moot because I’d NEVER chat her up anyway.

I was in the red IMMEDIATELY after he threatened me. And I stopped myself as I was reaching to remove my glasses.

But I stopped. I don’t know why,  I was ready to fight. But something made me stop and back down. Now, I don’t expect the ladies to know this, but I want to ask the guys- WHY, did I not stand up?
OH, I forgot to mention this GEM. THIS was the ZINGER she used “against” me. She pointed out my lack of a wedding ring, so i was just “some unmarried loser” who had no business giving advice. I have NO IDEA what my marriage status has to do with me “getting” women. then she blurts out how her husband dies. Again- NO CLUE how/why this needed to be mentoined. But my immediate response was “I’d have killed myself 2 if I were married to you.” She didn’t hear me though. Honestly, I wish she would have heard it.

He got the GF to go outside and when she came back she was talking with a friend and CONTINUING to talk shit about me. Eventually she did (they bought her a few more shot…..smh.) calm down and while she was outside the BF spoke to me and apologized about the GF. I told him I appreciated it, and that I was pissed at first when he threatened me, but I knew why he’d done it (I’ve posted about it before). So guys……Why?

15 Comments on “Nuking a Drunk Hamster at the Local”

  1. Esquire says:

    Was there any seriousness about the threat or was it just him putting in a token effort to be seen as ‘standing up’ for his girl? (i.e. the latter option being the case would be why it’s not worth fighting)

  2. John Doe says:

    Why? It wasn’t worth it. The guy would “feel” as though he was protecting his fat bitch’s “honor.” You would be fighting for nothing. Accidentally kill the guy, or lose a tooth or break a hand over a stupid bitch? Not. Worth. It. You did the right thing is evidenced by the fact that the dude later apologized for her actions.

  3. Stingray says:


    Just a guess to your question, but my answer is: why make this beta look even worse in front of his girlfriend?

    Also, as to why she brought up her dead husband. Pity play. Short and simple.

    Your married status obviously has nothing to do with getting women, but she brought it up to make herself feel better. Most of that argument had absolutely NOTHING to do with you and everything to do with making herself feel better.

    • dannyfrom504 says:

      SR- like I said… was funny to me.

      • Stingray says:

        I know. You said you had no clue why, hence my explanation. It should have been funny to you. Your smiling at her made her rant longer. Heh, you didn’t act the way you were supposed to for her.

    • dannyfrom504 says:

      it was the greatest moment of my life. seriously. i was SOOOO proud of getting that response out of her just with MY OPINION.


      • Stingray says:

        And your smile. You know your on top when you can piss a woman off with your smile. It’s awesome.

  4. Phoenix says:

    I give you credit for fucking with the hamster. If she told me “You should take it as a compliment” = I run away. Wouldn’t have engaged her further because I know an argument would ensue.

    I bet she’s going to remember you for a while.

    By the way, what about the young woman?

  5. Chewie says:

    “I’d have killed myself too if I were married to you” is CLASSIC. Too bad she didn’t hear you, because that line’s one of the harshest (and best) out there. Well done, sir.

  6. Random Angeleno says:

    That line “I’d have killed myself too …” reminds me of my fave Winston Churchill line:

    Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
    Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”

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