Happy Birthday to Me

Hola guys, you’ll be happy to know i made it home to NO. i’ll be here for 2 weeks then head back to Jacksonville. looking forward to having beers and watching swamp people with paw-paw. Brody refuses to leave his side, as per usual. don’t believe me-

guarding Paw-paw. with his LAZER EYE!!!! pew pew pew.

paw-paw at a DC WWII veterans ceremony. GEE, i wonder where i get it from? lol. mom told me these 3 never left his side. these are the girls he told, “i’m too old to cut the mustard, but i can still lick the jar. rock on Paw-Paw.

tomorrow will be a family dinner at my mom’s to commemorate the 1 year anniversary of Maw-Maw Gutierrez passing. there will be no tears, it’ll be a huge cook out. i’ll get shit tested by my 5 year old niece, take my nephew out on the green to practice his putting, have beers, and get Paw-Paw back home. i’ll be in the Quarter in the after noon, then pick him up to go to mom’s. i’ll TRY and post from the quarter. but for the most part this visit is about spending time with Paw-Paw. we’ll drink beer, talk wimminz, and he’ll send me to wendy’s at 1am to fetch him a jr. deluxe. GOD DAMN right i’ll get you a burger old man. lol. now for the next order of business.

today is a special day for the site. on this very day, one year ago, i became a “faggoty blogger”. it’s been an interesting year and i wanted to say first and foremost, thank you to the readers. honestly if weren’t for you, i’d have nuked the site long ago. my stats so far-

total posts- 425

total views- 121,330

most views on single day- 1,113

my first post- pure dreck

next, i need to thank the following people-

Badger  and Yohami  if not for these 2, this site wouldn’t exist.  thanks hermanos.

The PrivateMan our IM conversations are always interesting. he’s old as fuck though. i’d ridicule him, but i was raised to never poke fun at the afflicted.

Tia Susan i ALWAYS look forward to my weekly phone call from the Tia. i have NO FUCKING CLUE how she ended up on my blog. but she’s ALWAYS been cool to me, so she’s not just a dear friend…..she’s my Tia

Bb  if Susan is my Tia site, then Bb is my sister site. i LOVE B. i do. its really good to see her posting again. she’s a PHENOMENAL woman and excellent blogger.

Bellita  i was very sad to hear that Bell was shutting down her blog. She’s my Mahal, and i hope we keep in touch.

Athol Kay  Athol’s always been cool to me. You need to retext me your number. I’m working on the class.

Keoni and Delusion Damage  and when the hell did In Mala Fide go? it’s VERY sad that he took down the site. i’ll miss Ferd. Keoni- Mahallo Brudduh.

Uni of Man just recently starting talking with guy. very cool fellow.

i’d also like to thank Chad Daring and  Chef in Jeans for letting my dumb ass post recipes.

and Deti needs a thank you for his guest posts.

my blog ho’s. LOVE you ladies. fah-serious.

i’d thank PogSquat but it’s always dangerous to encourage a Marine. besides, he’s already a celebrity.

honestly, my site’s relatively small, but i like being under the radar. i can EASILY interact with the readers and police the site. so again, to everyone that’s been cool to me, thank you very  much. if you haven’t…..eat a dick.

28 Comments on “Happy Birthday to Me”

  1. YOHAMI says:

    Happy blog birthday bro. You look… different on these pictures. Lucky for you the girls dont seem to care.

  2. Bb says:

    Happy blog bday!

    • dannyfrom504 says:

      Thanks Sis. I’d have linked you but I thought you quit blogging. Darnit, now I must update. Lol.

      Sent from my iPhone

      • Bb says:

        Hey I’ve updated a bit this week and last! 🙂 I’m trying to fight my way back to a regularly scheduled program. Not having much luck so far, but I keep on trying…

  3. DJ Lynn says:

    Sweet, ya made it.. Hope ya have fun.. Will miss ya…

  4. dogsquat says:

    Me Dog Sqat. Me herd my nayme. Is tyme for Dog Sqat to shute gun now? Wehr Dog Sqat suppoze to shute? Yoo point and he will shute ware yoo point at.

    Congrats, Doc.

    I don’t know whether to thank you or not yet, but if I’d never seen how you do it, I’d never have started my blog. Basically, you kick ass.

  5. Spacetraveller says:

    Happy birthday Danny!

    Hahahahaha! GO PAW-PAW!
    Oh yes, I see where you get it from, Danny 😀

    And Brody rocks too, as usual…

  6. Allie says:

    Happy blog birthday!! 😀

  7. just visiting says:


  8. susanawalsh says:

    Congrats and Happy Birthday, Danny boy! There are so many things to love about this blog. Your positive energy, your concrete advice (no theory here!) and the pics (it did happen!). Your lack of capitalization. And the fact that you genuinely like women helps 🙂

    I’m amazed you wrote that many posts in a year – well done. Your voice is unique. I’m looking forward to the next year.

  9. Stingray says:

    Congrats Danny on the birthday.


    Your Paw-Paw seems like a hell of a man.

  10. aneroidocean says:

    Congrats. Your paw paw sounds awesome. I’m jealous of his girls. 😀

  11. Hey, man Thanks for the shout out. Check your call records – I posted this while we were on the phone talking about your niece.

  12. A♠ says:

    “Honestly, my site’s relatively small, but i like being under the radar. i can EASILY interact with the readers and police the site. so again, to everyone that’s been cool to me, thank you very much. if you haven’t…..eat a dick”

    Nailed it.

    Perfectly put.

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