Miss Advised ReviewPosted: June 21, 2012
Last night I had the opportunity to watch “Miss Advised” and holy Jesus Palamino did it deliver the lulz. Here the run-down on these 3 “relationship experts”.
- · Emily- from San Francisco, Ca. She hosts a show giving people advice on their sex lives. Long story short, she’s a late 30’s slut. She even goes so far as to say “…people think I’m a slut…” Well, she admits to “not believing in monogamy.” And she’s just enjoying having fun in her 30’s. YET……she’s looking for a relationship. Do I even need to go on? Her married brother offers her sage-like advice, and he’s been a LTR for quite some time.
- · Amy- NY, NY. She’s a matchmaker. Now she gives relationship advice, but admits she rarely follows the advice she gives clients. She’s your typical NY ball buster, that’s “tough” on her clients. And she hasn’t had sex in a year. Another gem about Amy- her bf packed up and moved to Saudi Arabia without telling her. Did it out of the blue. lol. THEN, he comes back to visit and she agrees to go on a date with him because she wants to be “a supportive friend”. HAMSTER GOLD. Seriously. And she’s been a matchmaker for 7 years.
- · Julia- Chicago, Ill. She’s a dating blogger (didn’t catch the site), and she’s been blogging for around 10 years. She moved to LA recently. Now this woman actually has a book that includes the SEVENTY-THREE qualities her “future hubby” needs to have. She recently copped a date off of CRAIGSLIST!!!! [edit- she was looking at apartments and he was the complex manager] According to her, the perfect dress for a first date is one that says, “You can take me home to mom and I might give you a blowjob on the the way there.” Now the date she goes on she admits to “not really feeling a connection”, BUT she decides he IS good enough to have him help her move boxes into her new apartment, for the “second date”. Of course this douche-bag agrees and she’s so appreciative of him *eyeroll*. Smh. This guys isn’t just blue-pill…..he’s main-lining liquid blue-pill. Then she breaks her own rule of “do a break-up in a classy manner.” Well, as Craigslist was driving away, she calls him to tell him she’s not into him. What a fucking cunt. [edit- I read her “blog” on Bravo’s Site and there’s a TON of hamster in her reasons for going on a date with him that I’m fine with. But her “second date” reasoning was EPIC hamster.]
Honestly, the show’s fucking phenomenal, but in a SMP trainwreck way. I was laughing my ass off during most of it and had to rewind the ole DVR more than once because I was giggling that hard. I’m SOOO looking forward to this series and am considering writing bravo about how hilarious this show is and how it proves just how screwed up dating is in America. I’m IMPLORING all the manosphere writers to chime in on this show. I know I’m not all that liked by a few of the bloggers, and that’s fine. But we HAVE to rally around this show as validation as to why you just can’t take relationship advice from women.
And lastly, I’ve been having a lot of issues lately and decided I need to take a break from blogging. Not sure when I’ll post again, but I’ve just gotten to a point where I’m running out of things to say, not stating anything other bloggers aren’t stating, and just need to get shit in my life sorted. I’m a broke–down sonuvabitch as of late and had more than one friend tell me they were concerned for me and that I “look like hell.” Seriously, I have ZERO appetite, and zero interest in anything but staying in bed. I’m sure I’ll be back, but I need to step away for a bit. Honestly, I don’t want my current state of mind ruining the chipper/good nature I try to maintain on this site.