Twilight? NOOO!!!!Posted: July 27, 2012
Hopefully you ladies panties are dry now. So I guess I’ll switch gears.
Working a night shift means I get pretty bored after midnighht. Around 2-3am I imbide in my guilty pleasure: reading celebrity gossip sites. NO NO NO, not TMZ, or crap like that. I read the sites that openly mock the celebrity world with absolute toxic and caustic humor. Well, tonight at work (on yer dime btw) 2 stories circulating caught my attention.
1- the collective Twilight Nation is reeling in Kristin whatever the fuck her last name is screwed around on Robert with a married director. OH NOOOOOOOOOOOES!!!!! But it’s cool- because she apoligized and mentioned how she cares very deeply for Robert and the moment was “a huge mistke”. Yeah letting a 40 year old married dude kiss your tits and make out for an extended time is just a fleeting moment. Funny, I show my gf I care by not fucking other women. That Last line is from one of the site’s and I el-oh-el’d. I don’t get Kirsten. She’s mediocre looking at best and she has the acting range of a trout. What’s with her upper lip, it looks like a hummingbirds vagina. Robert seems like a decent guy, so I do kind of feel bad for him, but you just KNOW he’s a whiny omega. But I think this illustrates how easily women will pull some shit like this on a “nice guy.” Simply put, while Robert might have millions of women and girls going googly eyed, it won’t stop a girl from fucking around if a “better man” with attitude and confidence shows up. Sorry Kris, you didn’t “make a mistake”, you CHOSE to do it and now you can’t hide from it. And didn’t they JUST admit to being a couple.
WOW. Just wow. However….could the relationship have been “set-up” by the studios? I mean, the series is over now. Wait……Do I even care? NO.
The second story is is how the “Call me maybe” chick had her phone hacked and there are nude pics of her floating around, and there’s a video of her blowing some guy out there as well. Color me surprised, a woman giving out her number and telling a guy to call her and how she goes nuts about how he gives her MINIMAL attention is shocking to me. TOTALLY SHOCKING. *rolls eyes* What DOES surprise me is HOW HORRIBLE she is at giving head. She DOES swallow though. But how a woman gets to be 26 and land a contract to record label is AMAZING, and kind of telling. Then again, I think she only got famous after touring with Beiber. So I can totally see how he’d be impressed with her “oral skills”- or lack thereof. I’m NOT linking where to see the video here. But if you wanna see it, send me en email and I’ll shoot you a link. The site is VERY NSFW. But her technique is GODAWFUL. She definately needs to read Aoefe’s post. Hell, I could suck a…..nevermind.
I mean c’mon you just KNOW Demi Lovato, Vanessa Hudgens, and Selena Gomez suck a MEAN dick. Especially Demi. Seriously, if I could turn back time I’d make my mom get me acting lessons, then land a job woking on a Disney show. Those girls turn into some BEASTS.