Beta IdlePosted: July 31, 2012
For some reason this is STIL being debated on various blogs. I posted about it LOOOOOOONG ago. Spoke to one of the guys who runs a blog about it today in g-chat land and I el-oh-el’d.
One of his readers called him a beta. OH NOOOOOEZ!!!!!!
Personally, if ANYONE calls me beta on the other more “less female friendly” sites- I giggle. Most of the time that guys are slinging the dreaded “B” word, they’re doing so anonymously on “locker room sites.” GEE, what a bad ass. I’ve always loved the intarwebz meme “arguing on the internet is like running in the special olymipcs. Even if you win- you’re still retarded.” Mean spirited, YES. Funny- TOTALLY. Look, I have an AWFUL sense of humor. I make some of the most disgusting, racist, misogynistic, misandric, jokes you will EVER hear. NO ONE is safe from my fury. My mexican gf’s have been the butt of MANY ethnic jokes. Most of which, I grew up with in my family. “Danny, are you REALLY Mexican?” I usually reply by refencing the fact that I have an uncle who’s 16. If you’re Latino, you GET THAT JOKE!!!!!! Look, as GOD-AWFUL as my jokes are, they’re just that….JOKES. I actually speak IRL to MANY of my readers, they can confirm my base sense of humor. Well….back when I was going to x-ray school I was living in San Deezy, Ca. I was out there for about a year. On 2 separate occassions, the Ex from Japan (Nancy) came to SD for a class (the ship sent her). Well, as I’m sure you realize, in x-ray school, it’s one big locker room and my humor was a BIG hit- with the girls as well as the guys. One girl in particular was VERY green to alpha/male/locker room toilet humor. I almost made her puke when we first started the class by going into how I “ate a hooker’s asshole” while she was suffering from IBS. Which NEVER happened, but she dry heaved and AAAAAAALL the class exploded in laughter. I was quite impressed. 2 months later, that same girl was a TROOPER. We broke her in.
Well, Nancy was in SD and was spending the weekend with me. The girl I almost made puke (Amanda) sees me and her and comes over to say hello. Once Amanda realized Nancy was the ex she lit up, “OMG, please tell me what Danny’s like….” Nancy stopped her right away. “He’s a teddy-bear. Seriously. He’s never “punched me in the throat or kicked me in cunt. It’s all just an act.”
This actually SURPRISED Amanda. She looked at me stunned. It was CLASSIC. I rolled my eyes and told her, “Do you really think I’d be alive if I were actually that big a sociopathicc jizzbag. I’d be locked up.” The moral to this little yarn is that 99% of the day, I’m on what I call, “Beta-Idle”. Seriously, I’m typically, sunny, eager to laugh and make a joke, and accomadating to most people.
The core of what “game” I know (which I learned from EE GADS- MY MOM), is simply self-respect and self-worth. It’s RARE for my “alpha” side to emerge. VERY Rare. I think most guys that look at being “beta” are looking WAAAAAAAY too deeply in the ‘phere labeling (and there’s no getting away from it….srslee). Well guess what.
I’m a beta. But cross the line (male or female) and guess what….you run the possiblility of SEVERE consequences that I react to based on the “offense”. Most of the time you simply get ignored. You can ALWAYS tell if I don’t like someone. How?
I ignore them. I don’t joke, I don’t offer favors, or my opinion (if they seek it).
So go ahead and call me beta, I’ll happily agree. If you think beta’s CAN’T attract (and KEEP) a girl in a state of perpetual tingle. Please feel free to ask a few of my female reader’s (some of whom I’ve NEVER MET) if it’s a true. I’m sure they’ll happiliy oblige.