Danny Screens for a Woman…Posted: August 8, 2012
Since posting about my “rule of three’s”, I figured I’d give more details. The first month is simply learning if i LIKE being around her. It should be VERY apprent after about a month of talking and spending some time whether or not her personality is one i can tolerate. But simply being able to “tolerate” her is NOT the key. i need to LIKE spending time with her. This is why the pedestal shouldn’t exist. she’s attractive- GREAT!!! SUPER!!!! But is she cool? Hell, you should be able to answer that by the first or second date. If she isn’t….walk. If she is…..
Get to know her. The first few dates are kind of a “trial basis” as far as I’m concerned. Things I need to know-
What kind of a relationship does she have with her family? I’m VERY close to my entire family, so that’s important to me. If she’s got daddy issues that might be problematic, so I’d like to know from the start. Are there brothers or sisters? What are they like? Is she close to them? Girls that grew up close to their brother(s) tend to have a better understanding of men in general. Not all the time, but most of the time. But the big draw is when I fart she’s less likely to get heated. Unless of course it’s at the table while having dinner with her parents for the first time. Sorry hon.
Her diet. I cook, I know she eats…but are there things she simply does not eat. If she’s vegan- hit the bricks toots.
What are her hobbies? This is important because there might be things she’s into or things she hates. What is her take on sports? Is she a “Oh my God the game is more important than me” type of women. Do we enjoy the same extracirriculars? Is she an outdoorsy type or a homebody. What types of books does she read (they all read….ok. Screen her for twilight. lol)? Does she find snuff films and Caligula just as asmusing as I do? You know…..IMPORTANT things. lol.
What is she ultimately looking to do with her life? Does she have any dreams? Whatever she’s doing now, how did she end up there and is she happy with that?
Does she have a sense of humor? This is a BIIIIIIIG one for me. I joke ALL THE TIME. If she’s going to be offended by jokes about: rape, abortion, racism, and general mean spirited remarks- we’re probably not a good match for each other. lol. My last AWFUL joke (strap on your laughing hats)- when asked about the olympic gymnastic team who i’d bang I replied, “None.” My friend said, “Yeah I know, those chicks are like 14-16.” I replied, “Yeeeeeah. that WAAAAAY too old.” wokka wokka. And hilarity ensued.
Her past dating history. NOTE: I’m not saying her past sexual history. I mean, does she have a decent dating history? Has she had her heart broken being the most important. I don’t want to be the guy that “pops her cherry” on that one. But more impotantly, I’m looking for a woman who ISN’T a rookie in the dating game. I’d prefer she understands and knows how to take care of a man.
For the most part that’s it. There are other things that I need to know, but those are personal choices on my end: tattoo’s, no drugs, minimal drinking, DD’s, the ability to perform fallatio so well that I pass out from cunvulsions? But another thing I do A LOT in the begining LISTEN. You can learn 90% of what you need to know about her by shutting yer yapper and listening to her. What your looking for are tiny details about her that she wouldn’t just mention in casual conversation. Case in point: I was walking with a gf in a supermarket and as we passed the bakery they had made oatmeal cookies. She made a passing comment about loving oatmeal cookies….MENTAL NOTE DANNY!!!! I filed that lil’ nugget my “recall for later file. lol. A few months later, her birthday rolled around. Guess what i got her? An big birthday oatmeal cookie. She loved it, of course she did. So keep your ears open and pay attention, she’ll usually give you gold.
last but least, I need to know if were sexually compatible. NOW, I don’t expect her to put out right away. But if I haven’t gotten it by three months, there’s a problem. And if I know she’s going to with hold sex, I’ll start to to withdraw my attention. It’s 2012, if she’s holding out for 3 months….there are probably issues I don’t want to deal with. I might need to move on. Because I need to know we have comparable libidos. Becuase if Danny wants cookies first thing in the morning (and I usually do), and that’s just not something she’s down with….uuuh. no. If she’s one of those “hates giving head” lasses…..uh. No.