Flirting, You’re Doing it Right.Posted: August 20, 2012
I was just at the galley getting some scrambled egg whites and veggies, and one of the cute girls that works in L and D passed me and said, “Looks like I’m not the only one that slacks off.”
You see, every time I see her I say, “Get a job, slacker.” And of course she smiles and shakes her head.
Well, we were standing at the toast making machine. I was chewing a piece of gum. I was completely ignoring her and we all know what happens you you ignore a girl. She finally breaks the silence- “Hey. HM1, can I have a piece of gum?” I didn’t even look at her. “Sorry, this is my last piece.” (lie btw). But she insisted, “C’mon…PLEEEEASE.” *sigh* Look I’m immune to this shit now. I looked at her and said, “I’m out.” She was making the “pleading eyes” that you ladies do to try and make us cave. By this time my toast came out
I stuck the gum out in between my teeth for a second, popped it back in my mouth and said, “Come and get it.” winked, grabbed my toast and walked away.
Now you know why I’m usually always chewing gum. Stay up.