Flirting, You’re Doing it Right.

I was just at the galley getting some scrambled egg whites and veggies, and one of the cute girls that works in L and D passed me and said, “Looks like I’m not the only one that slacks off.”
You see, every time I see her I say, “Get a job, slacker.” And of course she smiles and shakes her head.
Well, we were standing at the toast making machine. I was chewing a piece of gum. I was completely ignoring her and we all know what happens you you ignore a girl. She finally breaks the silence- “Hey. HM1, can I have a piece of gum?” I didn’t even look at her. “Sorry, this is my last piece.” (lie btw). But she insisted, “C’mon…PLEEEEASE.” *sigh* Look I’m immune to this shit now. I looked at her and said, “I’m out.” She was making the “pleading eyes” that you ladies do to try and make us cave. By this time my toast came out
I stuck the gum out in between my teeth for a second, popped it back in my mouth and said, “Come and get it.” winked, grabbed my toast and walked away.
Class dismissed.
Now you know why I’m usually always chewing gum. Stay up.

6 Comments on “Flirting, You’re Doing it Right.”

  1. Esquire says:

    Hey Danny,
    Just thought I’d drop a comment so you know you haven’t lost a reader! I get your posts in my email now, so don’t actually check into the page that often despite reading every one.

    Still waiting on your god damn persuasion post!!!!!!!

  2. Stingray says:

    Damn. You have a gift.

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