Let’s get back on Track….Posted: September 13, 2012
i don’t want to dwell on negative shit. what happened happened, and i’m going to move forwards from that. it’ll be dealt with. that being said- let’s get back to the fun of messing with the ladies.
bought my mom a Ruger LCP .380 today, then ran to my local supermarket to grab some lobster ravioli. i was wearing my fresh to death FCUK jack daniels t-shirt. the cashier (i know 90% of the cashiers) commented that she liked my shirt. i WAS NOT in the mood to play around with girls, but she lobbed this softball at me when i called her by her name.
“wait….what’s your name again?”
i told her my name and she remarked how Danny is also her ex’s name. i simply said that i’m one of the good Danny’s and she then chimed in, “well my dad’s name is Daniel so that’s good.”
i just shook my head and told her, “well, tell you what, you can call me Daddy anytime.” lol.
she giggled. and as i paid my bill she handed me my receipt. i bid her farewell and she replied, “bye Daddy.” and giggled.
i will bet a paycheck that this woman calls me Daddy every time i end up in her her line from here on out.