Let’s get back on Track….

i don’t want to dwell on negative shit. what happened happened, and i’m going to move forwards from that. it’ll be dealt with. that being said- let’s get back to the fun of messing with the ladies.

bought my mom a Ruger LCP .380 today, then ran to my local supermarket to grab some lobster ravioli. i was wearing my fresh to death  FCUK jack daniels t-shirt. the cashier (i know 90% of the cashiers) commented that she liked my shirt. i WAS NOT in the mood to play around with girls, but she lobbed this softball at me when i called her by her name.

“wait….what’s your name again?”

i told her my name and she remarked how Danny is also her ex’s name. i simply said that i’m one of the good Danny’s and she then chimed in, “well my dad’s name is Daniel so that’s good.”

game on.

i just shook my head and told her, “well, tell you what, you can call me Daddy anytime.” lol.

she giggled. and as i paid my bill she handed me my receipt. i bid her farewell and she replied, “bye Daddy.” and giggled.

 

fresh as fuck. if you have the means, i highly recommend shopping at french connection.

 

i will bet a paycheck that this woman calls me Daddy every time i end up in her her line from here on out.

 

stay up.


4 Comments on “Let’s get back on Track….”

  1. Antonio says:

    I remember the long-lost Assanova, he stated that the best way to find women is to be in an open state all the time. That way you can meet women in the coffee shop, while on public transportation (being careful), supermarkets or even on the streets.

  2. Vicomte says:

    Do you make them call you Papi at the Mexican place?

  3. Vicomte says:

    Even better Danny, you could get this shirt:

    http://usa.frenchconnection.com/product/Man+Collections+Tees+and+Polos/56JC8/IM+REALLY+REALLY+SORRY+TEE.htm

    When they ask what you’re sorry for, you could say ‘Fucking your sister’.

    How can you lose?

  4. FFY says:

    So what if she accidentally called you “mommy”?


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