Fuck My LifePosted: September 20, 2012
at work today i was scrolling some BS site that talks shit about celebrities. well, i ran across a pic of salma hayek. now i LOVE me some salma hayek. well, she’s definitely not the same SH from her “dusk til dawn” days. one of my co-workers on the radiology “goon squad” saw the pic and replied, “HAAAAAAM BURGER!!!!” which means he approved of the pic. SH was wearing a dress that had her titties smashed up into her chin. my wee definitely approved. when i mentioned that she still has it, but wasn’t as hot as she was 10-15 years ago. my friend agreed. then it happened. the game began.
EVERY man knows this game. for the next 20 minutes me and 4 other guys played the “who would you” game. basically we were comparing SH NOW, to younger celebrities. some of the actress’ mentioned were: ashley green, vanessa hudgens, demi lovato, selena gomez, etc. you get the idea. we all went with the younger celebs of course. i finally had to walk away. this could easily go on for hours. yes ladies, we’re that simple. here’s the pic we were looking at
well, on the way home….leaving work. it was raining VERY badly. like forest gump “big fat rain” rain. so i was standing at the door, watching the rain. and this relatively cute asian girl offered to walk me to my car under her umbrella. now she had no reason to offer this. i haven’t seen such a sincere, selfless, genuinely kind gesture in a LONG time. it was very sweet of her. well, her umbrella was tiny, and she’d end up getting more wet anyway. it was just raining too bad. i thanked her and walked out into the storm. I.GOT.SOAKED. i’ll never forget that girl. things like that don’t happen often.
on a more serious note. RIP to my fallen brothers Glen Doherty and Tyrone Woods, Navy SEALS who were killed trying to protect the American Ambassador to Libya. they weren’t part of some security detail, they were security consultants and stepped up as the embassy was being over run. God Bless you Brothers. i’d like to point out the faux pas the MSM has made in calling them “former Navy SEALS”. there are no “former” Marines, SEALS, Corpsmen, Green Beret, Delta, or Ranger. you CAN be former Chair Force though. because well, fuck those guys. lol. just kidding.