Repost: ITLR- The 20 Minute ONS Close

posted this back in February and thought i’d bring it back since i’m actually an unoriginal hack and have ZERO life, so i don’t have any RL posts to run. again, i’m almost 40 and an INTJ…and basically a homebody. but there WAS a time when i actually went out into the world with the intention of getting laid and having fun. now my old ass likes to sit at home and play checkers with PrivateMan. i mean, c’mon….someone has to help him change his diapers.

ladies, you’ve been warned.

i’ve never shared this with ANYONE, and i can’t believe i’m sharing it now.*sigh* i was talking with a prominent blogger and told him about this, he told me i HAD to post it. i ran this routine for over 2 years while i was stationed in New Orleans (1999-2003). ok, i lived in metairie and there’s an area called “fat city” that’s like a mini seedy french quarter. it was about 10 minutes from my house and you could find ANY manner of bar or club out there. well, where i lived there were 4-5 bars where everyone “pre-gamed” before heading out to fat-city. thursday was always ladies night and friday and saturday nights usually saw decent action. i hunt alone, i don’t need/like wingmen (INTJ ftw). there was one place very close to my house that was kind of a piano bar. cool place, crowd was a little bit older. i was 27-28 at the time, but i looked MUCH younger. on certain nights i noticed a woman would come in alone, take a seat, order a drink, sip at it (there were no cell phones then), look around, finish her drink, then leave. “that’s kind of odd.” i thought. look, i LOVE to people watch. and i know most women don’t go out alone. then, one night, a woman came in: early 30’s, dressed nice, pretty; came in and ordered a drink and sat down. she looked around often and finally some guy walked up and shook her hand. he stayed there for about 2-3 minutes talking with her before she got up and sat at an empty table with him. they talked for about 10-15 minutes then…..they left. i noticed while talking he’d lean in and she’d laugh and place her hand on her chest. i was MESMERIZED. after they left i sat and thought about what i had just seen. i was blown away. the 2 of them didn’t know each other either, i KNEW that.

so i waited and watched, and i noticed the following pattern.

  • 30’ish
  • comes in alone
  • sit by herself and no one meets up with her
  • orders and nurses a drink
  • scans the room frequently
  • leaves after one drink

the next time a woman fitting the above came in, i waited and after she had scanned the room, i made eye contact and smiled. she smiled back. i got up and went to talk with her, “hi there….what’s your name.” that was it, that’s all it took. she entertained a conversation for a few minutes and i suggested we “moved to a place where we can talk alone.” she agreed and we went to a table. i commented on her outfit. i’ve ALWAYS been a flirt, so escalating wasn’t a problem. when she was almost done with her drink, i said, “you better not have another one of those.” i think she said something along the lines of why not, and i said, “because this place is boring, let’s head back to my place…i have a great bottle of wine i brought back from italy.”  now during our flirting i mentioned living in Italy for 3 years and showed her my proficiency in the language and talked about my cooking ability (DHV). i made her laugh and got IOI’s. she said, “hmmm, why not. never had wine from Sicily before.” we had talked maybe 20 minutes. 15 minutes later we were making out VERY heavily in my living room. 9am saturday morning she was showering and by 10:30 she was gone. NO NUMBER, just sex.

i ran this for over 2 years until i met my gf. it worked 98% of the time. i’d usually pull one a month. i DOUBT this will work on GIRLS, and by girls i mean the 18-26 crowd. now i admit, it might not work in all areas. i don’t like giving shit like this out because i don’t want people to try it, not pull it off and think i’m full of shit, but i WORKED FOR ME. pick the venues well, and if you’ve been reading and have at least an understanding of game, you should do well.

WHY DOES IT WORK: older women tend to be more relaxed and open sexually, and they RARELY head to a bar alone. they typically won’t approach you because that would be “slutty”. but she WANTS to be opened. her hamster will rationalize the ONS as “it just kind of happened.” it’s not really dark game because she WANTS to get laid. if you think she’s cute, pony up and let her “use you.” again, take the lead and make ANY excuse to leave once you have IOI’s. if you have a dog, mention the dog just texted and said he wants to meet you. hell, LIE and tell her you really don’t want to miss (insert any TV show), and the 2 of you could watch it together, so long as she “behaves” herself.  trust me, she knows what the fuck’s up. good luck and happy hunting.

stay up.

this was my pre-game going out to hunt soundtrack. LOVE Kool Keef. this was back when i still listened to hip-hop

6 Comments on “Repost: ITLR- The 20 Minute ONS Close”

  1. Tex_Star says:

    Fat City is hurting, bars have to close at 1am weekends, midnight on week nights. Salvatores is closed. A real loss.

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  3. Newly Aloof says:

    That line about the cat texting is money. I had one to use where there’s two ladies. After you get to talking for a bit, ask, “Which one of you gives the best hugs? I think I know who the winner is but I’m not certain.” No way will they not give you a hug, and if they don’t, you know not to waste further effort on them. You’re making them compete and by default your own value rises since they are trying to convince you.

    • dannyfrom504 says:

      hmmmmm. i don’t think i’d ever use the term hug. girls will “hug” anybody. better to escalate with something sexual and playful. i think i’d end up saying something along the lines of, “so which one of you 2 think you get pregnant easiest.” whichever one says she is, i’d immediately put my arm around the other one. and act like i was only interested in her. then laugh.

      or i’d ask which one is the better kisser. then move on to if they’ve ever kissed and take it from there. honestly, i work on the fly. i ad lib. which is why flirting with cashiers and waitresses is best. don’t make sexual comments, just learn how playfully push her buttons

      hug=LJBF. i mean, i hug my aunt, not a girl i want to close.

      • Newly Aloof says:

        The hug plays off the split second that the girls are thinking you will say, “which one of you gives the best HEAD. It also acts like super Kino as they will have already rubbed their tits all over your body. But, yeah I can see the friend zone aspect of the hug. Damn your pregnant line is some funny shit – better than my hug example.

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