Military Game and the Military SMPPosted: October 5, 2012 | |
So, I decided I wanted a frosty Coke Zero. As I walked to the atrium a young lady that I neg all the time (she works in the ER), was working at the front desk. As I walked past her she made eye contact and smiled (she’s married btw) and some guy was leaning on the desk, talking to her. I looked at her smiled and said, “HN *******, I LOOOOOOVE YOU!!!!!” I said it in a high pitched goofy voice. After I said it she beamed a huge smile at me. I got to the atrium, bought my coke and walked back. He was still there. I walked behind the desk she was working at (I’m kind of High Rank, typically you CANNOT go back there unless you’re assigned there) and observed the situation.
He was flirting with her. She had her ring hand on top of her right hand in perfect view. After 2 or three minutes I finally chimed in-
“HN *******, I need to see the daily log.”
She spun around (she knew I was back there, and didn’t need to be btw) and responded, “Yes HM1.” And pulled up the log I requested.
As she “worked” the young man said, “OK ******, I’ll talk to you later.” and walked off. Ok, this girl is Dominican and VERY cute, and as he walked away she turned to me and said in Spanish, “DEAR GOD, some guys can’t take a hint.” I just laughed and told her, “I worked with So-So for over a year, I watched that shit happen ALL.THE.TIME.” she giggled and I told her, “I gotta get back to work grenas (gren-yas, it basically means “messy hair”, I call her that because her hair is super curly), quit slacking off.” She smiled and said, “I like my grenas, thank you very much.” And her hair was actually done up neatly because she was at the Quarter Deck, grenas is my neg- nick-name for her. As I walked away she thanked me for “assisting” her.
OK, that guy had been there for almost 5 minutes. GOD KNOWS how much longer he had been there before I noticed. Her body language and responses made it clear she was being polite. She’s an E3, the guy talking was an E4…..she was just being respectful of someone of higher rank. She was sitting up straight, and responding in curt, short answers. I’ve said it before and I’ll reiterate it-
Guys, if you aren’t getting IOI’s within 2 minutes of flirting-
Walk away. He may well have not even noticed she was flashing her ring. ANNNND, just a moment ago…
A cute blonde from the ER was bringing me a patient. Well earlier, she was with another guy from the ER buying something in the mini mart. The guy was having problems with his card so it was taking a second. I finally tapped him on the shoulder (I know him) and said, “Hey….fucktard, get yer shit together.” He laughed and made mention of not having the cash of an E6. I NEVER talked to the girl. But she smile and giggled during me and dudes interaction.
When the girl came to my desk I looked at the guy I work with and said, “She held me up in the mini-mart. Anything she needs done, it needs to be done as slowly as possible. I looked at her and smiled. She said, “I am not responsible for that, that was HM3 *******’s fault.” I shook my head, “Nope, guilty by association, besides all girls named ************ are trouble.” I knew her name from reading her Hospital Badge.
“OMG everyone tell’s me that!!!!!” she relied excitedly. OF COURSE everyone tell her that. *sigh*
I answered, “I’ve dated enough **********’s to know.” and laughed.
She walked away to go check on her pt and said, “Awkward.”
THIS. This right here.
Little miss *********’s entitlement hamster is so fucking big and she’s been white-knighted so many fucking times that she thinks she’s some fucking super-model. She’s a hard 6, soft 7. THIS is why I don’t fuck with girls in the Military. Yeah sweetheart, that’s it, I just wanna fuck you, that’s all. I’ was insinuating that I could date you.
Die in a fucking fire you delusional hole. I have EVERY intention of telling the dudes in the ER that this went down, and I wouldn’t be surprised to find out she’s an asshole and or, everyone kisses her ass.
So, next time you ask me WHY I don’t fuck with girls in the military, now you know. I posted this to show two things: the military is simply a mirror of civilian life. The guy in the top story is your typical, clueless omega white knight and the girl has a sense of entitlement that could squeeze into the Grand Canyon.
Now once the uniform is off, I want to completely disassociate myself from the Military. I NEVER wear my uniform off base. I know most of you think being seen in uniform would be a great pea-cocking routine. But I choose not to use my uniform as a crutch with girls. Besides, I get VERY uncomfortable when strangers approach and “thank me” for my service. But, I do have an extra set of ribbons at my house that a woman can see if she comes over and they ALWAYS ask what they stand for. THIS is when I run game.
“Well, this medal is for being a GREAT kisser, this one is for sleeping with over 9000 women, this one is for expert pistol, shot….” You get the picture. IF I get approached in uniform I ALWAYS get asked about one ribbon in particular. They ask about my JMUC. And I always answer with the same response.
“I can’t say really. At least not while the light is on.” then I wink. Girls ALWAYS smile and shake their head. The typical response they give is, “You are bad.”- which is womanese for “Dear God am I tingling!” lol.