Karaoke GamePosted: October 19, 2012
I fucking HATE karaoke. Fah serious. I’d rather have a car door slammed on my fucking ball bag than karaoke.
BUT, I do have a few suggestions if you get suckered into a night of drunken bad singing in public, make the most of it and do what I do.
Scope the Venue
Look around and see if there are any note worthy girls there. If there are….
I have ONE go to song, but it may be hard find unless the place specializes in karaoke.
“No one like you- The Scorpions”
This song OWNS. Find the set, but sing the song to a more unattractive girl. Even better, and woman MUCH older than you. And when you perform, you HAVE to mug and act like a cheap 80’s rock star. I’m talking air guitar solo, pelvic thrusts, the whole nine. Own the song. If you can’t find said song I also recommend-
“Rainbow in the Dark- Dio”
TBH, any song you’re comfortable with is cool, THEATRICS is what’s key. Remember most people have a fear of public speaking. So when you get up, sing, and put on a show……
How you sing is irrelevant. Matter of fact, singing poorly but putting on a great show is key. Say….
You do Sinatra; act like a boozy, laid back mafioso. Elvis, BE Elvis. Rock song, be a rock God. I’m sure you get it.
But making wye contact, smiling and singing to a DIFFERNT girl WILL get the attention of the girl you’re trying to close. But more than anything…..
Have as good a time as you can at a shitty karaoke bar.