Home Game and general FaggotryPosted: November 5, 2012 | |
we are having a contest at work where people have to bring in pictures of themselves as children. and we have to guess who’s who. anyone wanna guess who this handsome Devil is?-
i have this picture framed at the canton. EVERY woman that’s been to the canton gushed over this pic. then they ask how old i was and i ALWAYS answer, “i’m not 100% sure, but that’s the same year i won a trophy for “town’s sweetest boy.” then i bat my eyes excitedly while saying, “boink, boink, boink, boink…” as i bat my eyes (them’s me making “pretty eyes” btw). all the girls giggle and make the face. you know the face, they smile, look away, and blush slightly. and as one woman noted in a previous post “women see pictures of men as a boy and immediately wonder what her and your son will look that cute.” she’s ALREADY wandering into the sex zone. that’s half way where i need her be. the rophie pretty much SEALS the deal. wokka wokka.
panties…..we have moisture. i also have a framed picture of Brody that makes girls get “AAAAAAAAAAW!!!!”. are we tracking guys? good.
i remember being a kid, interacting with women and they would comment to my mother, “he is going to be an absolute heart-breaker when he grows up.” my mom wold make “uuuugh” face, nod and reply, “yeah, i know.” i had a slow start, but now i know what they meant. it seems women have a weird sixth sense about knowing boy’s that will be popular with girls. my young, dumb ass would replay, “pppppft, girls are stupid.” lol. i was a VERY boyish boy. football, bikes, catching snakes. you’d see the boy in the pic and coo, meanwhile, you have yet to learn that i super glued the cat to the sofa. yeah…..i was THAT kid. but don’t take my word for it guys, i’m SURE the women will chime in and happily verify what i just posted.
on a side note, i was VERY excited to see that the NEX stocked up my beloved WoodWick scented candle in “Frasier Fir”. yes, it REALLY did make me that happy. i know i know. all i need now is to adopt and asian child and have a cock to rub on my face. can someone pass me my crayons?