Deti’s advice to Women.Posted: November 7, 2012
Top Ten Rules Women Need to Know
1. Your partner count matters. It is calculated as follows: total up how many penises you have touched with any part of your body. That number is your partner count. Be honest about your partner count. If you lie about it, you will eventually be discovered.
2. Your looks and your femininity determine your attractiveness. Your job, salary, clothes, education, intelligence, friends, wit, life experiences and travel stories add nothing to your attractiveness.
3. Choices have consequences. Good choices lead to good consequences. Poor choices lead to detrimental consequences.
4. When you are young, your power in the sexual marketplace will be unmatched. Unless you are completely busted, you’ll be able to get pretty much whatever you want. Things you need to know about that power are (a) choose wisely; and (b) it will not last forever.
5. You need to think about your future — six months from now, a year from now, five years from now. What do you want? What do you want to do? Where do you want to live?
6. When a man hears a young single woman say she “loves to travel”, he translates this as “she loves to go to exotic locations to bang men she doesn’t know very well and who cannot affect her reputation.”
7. Male female relationships work best when the man is dominant and the woman is submissive.
8. Re number 1 above: A man who has sex with a lot of women is a stud. A woman who has sex with a lot of men is a slut. Yes, it’s a different standard. It’s different because it’s difficult for a man to have sex with a lot of different women; but it’s very easy for a woman to have sex with a lot of different men. Sorry. That’s life. It has always been so and will always be so. The fact that you do not like this or that it is unfair will not change that standard one iota.
9. Sleeping with a lot of men will probably damage your pair bonding ability. The fact that you do not like this will not change that fact one iota.
10. Never marry a man unless you are truly head over heels in love with him and you can submit to him.