Making her tingle with one ShotPosted: November 13, 2012
With the long holiday being gone and my hang-over subsiding, it’s time to get back to bidness. Fare thee well to FFY and Gmac. It’s been a pretty slow November and I’ve been VERY focused on important issues like finishing the Boston Tea Party mission on AC3 (did it….AWESOME), the “game” shit is going to be kind of slow. Been AMPED lately with getting my shit together to get ready to retire. I have a TON of leave to burn off, and been a total homebody lately.
With 2 site’s going down, it seems like new sites keep popping up. I was VERY fortunate to have been given a lot of support when I started blogging and so I feel obliged to try and link and support the new up and coming sites. Reader support (via comments and emails) ensure that I’m not closing shop anytime soon, despite feeling like I’ve said everything I care to. At the absolute worst, the blog will stay up but I cease posting.
Posting can be cathartic, I’ve already posted that. But the nature of this blog pretty much revolves around the daily musings of a 38 yo Sailor douche-bag and my misadventures.
Went to the shooting range to rock the AR and 9 this past weekend. Very stress relieving. I’ve always suggesting men take women they’re with shooting. I’ve never had a girl NOT get turned on after shooting. They’ll practically start in on you the second you get into the car. You’ll basically get the same reaction from a woman if you take them sky-diving, or on a roller-coaster. I was in Japan and had an earthquake hit and right after it the gf was horny as all hell. She’d never been in an earthquake before. It scared the poopie out of her. I spent a good 5 minutes calming her down, then she spent about 10 min…..who the hell am I kidding, this girl was a pro. She spent a good 4 minutes making Danny happy and making a mess of my nether regions.
Well, one of the girls in the ER is a friend and she just bought a shotgun. She hasn’t fired one in a long time and I gladly told her I’d be more than willing to take her cute Mexican ass to the range so she can re-familiarize herself with the weapon. Oh wait….
Relax, she’s married. That and given my rank, and our age difference (though that’s never really stopped a girl from playing kissy face with Danny), it’s not even fathomable to THINK anything beyond her being a cool female friend.
Now, if you have a woman, and you take her to a range, you DON’T even have to own a gun. Most ranges will rent you a gun to use. Just call ahead to verify. Some ranges only allow for firing pistols. So again, call and plan ahead. Also, if YOU’RE rusty with shooting, go to the range a few times so you don’t look foolish handling a live weapon that….well, you know, can kill someone. Besides, shooting is SO FUN!!!!! And let’s face it chicks dig dudes that work with fire and knives, and skillfully use things that go BOOM!!! Lol.
Repost of me teaching mommy how to shoot. Look how big that damn thing is compared to what I ended up buying her. lol.