ScarsPosted: November 29, 2012 | |
let’s face it. girls dig scars. my neighbors son has a scar under his eye. and this kid is a future lady killer. i have 4 visible scars. i have a prosthetic front tooth, i have a deep scar on my wrist, i have a scar on my forehead and a scar on the palm of my right hand. let’s discuss.
my forehead- when i was a toddler i was running and popped my grape on the corner of a coffee table. my mom freaked and MADE my dad take me to the ER. i took one stitch.
my wrist- i worked at a carwash when i was going to college. i washing under a louvre of a truck and sliced it open. i bandaged it and got back to work. what do i tell women? “knife fight, you should see the other guy, it was during a prison riot.” lol. eventually, i’ll give in and tell the truth.
my hand- i was hopping a fence to grab a football that went over. my jeans got caught on the little y shaped spikes on most metal fences (i was in 8th grade) and when i went to brace myself i ripped my hand open. took 7 stitches. can’t make up an “agree and amplify” story so i tell girls the truth.
my tooth- when women ask about it i tell them i was in fight and it got knocked out. truth- playing football, i ran into a metal post trying to make a catch and chipped my tooth back when i was 13. i bled like a stuck pig. if you look closely you can tell it’s a fake tooth.
NOW. let’s break down a fundamental difference in men ad women. regarding the tooth- women reading this site will “aaaaaaw” and sympathize with a boy hurting himself as a child. BUT….
ALL they guys reading are thinking, “dude, did you make the catch?” lol. yes, yes i did. scars on men show adventurousness and makes women weak in the knees. so embrace your scars. my neighbors sons scar on his face WILL NOT hinder his ability to attract women. his dad is a good friend and UBER alpha. mom is a submissive feminine woman. both of them nodded when i told them how girls are gonna gush over his facial scar. lol.