ITLR- What’s In a Name?Posted: December 1, 2012 | |
Last night while at work it occurred to me that over the years I’ve had an interesting habit that I think would be benficial to share with you guys. Every woman I see on a frequent basis, be it work, the local, back in NO, etc. get a nick-name.
Now I know this sounds silly and innocuous, but I’m here to tell you this can have a VERY powerul effect on a bond with a woman. Let’s take the girls I work with: ALL of them have a nick name. And since they all know I blog I don’t think they’ll mind me sharing. Working in Radiography, we get assigned markers with our initials on them. The markers are used to determine the left or righr side of the anatomy. One of the girls I work with has the initials BNY. I call her bunny. Now, EVERYONE calls her bunny. And I don’t just refer to her as bunny, I have a little jingle that I say when I see her (in a hushed voice)
Buuuuuunnee. Bunny bon bo bonator….
She giggles everytime. You’ve already heard about So-So, there’s Judy booty, and C-ro. When I was on the ship in japan there was Cher-bear, DD (she made that on up), mahal (tagalog for sweetheart..girl’s philipino), barbie, and NeNe. The gf was named Nacy, but she was called schmoops, trick-nugget, ho-cake, and various plays on schmoops: schmoop-sicle, schmoopaloopalopagus, you get the picture.
Giving a woman a nickname plays into the flirty and playful banter with men that women eat up. The name must be feminine, playful, and most importly…unique to her. What most guys don’t get is that the nick name creaates a subtle yet powerful bond in which you stand out from all other men in her life. Don’t go pervy unless you haveit with a girl like that. Hell, there’s one girl I work with that I refer to as “cuntessa”, and she LOVES it. One of my female friends is named “cunty-mcgee”, even her bf doesn’t talk to her like that. My ER girls have nick names: Ra-Ree, grenas, and Jay-Jay.
The interesting thing about the girls I work with now, is that EVERYONE at work refers to these women by the nickname I gave them. That’s some pretty serious validation, you have to admit. But mostly…
So your homework this weekend guys is to come up with some nicknames for the women you work with. Keep it light, keep it playful, and keep it NON-SEXUAL. Lol. You have to be a Jedi Master to pull off the sexual crap. Don’t go there….you’re probably not ready for that. But I can tell you, I get away with some of the perviest comments and behavior with the girls I know IRL: married, single, the one’s with bf’s….ALL of them. Most of the guys would NEVER try the shit I pull off. One girl was at the front desk with me, she got up and when she come back, I acted like I was sniffing her chair and dry heaving. Lol. She let out a loud, “DANNY!!!!!” and slapped me on the back. There’s only TWO girls I work with that I leave alone: one’s my boss, the other hates everyone in general. Lol. And she’ll admit to that.
Since this is an ITLR post, I know the nosy as fuck women-folk are reading and giggling. I have no doubt they’ll be chiming in on this. What I find even funnier is that in this bizarro world community, most of my female readers and blog-ho’s….gave me their REAL names. Lol. They’re the few women I DON’T refer to by a nick name.
Oh, on a side note- I’ll be meeting up with a girl I recently met for a drink when I get off work. And YES, she knows about the blog and told me she WILL be check to see if I spill any deets. So sorry, this will be some secret squirrrel shit. I’m only mentioning it because ei know she checks the blog sometimes and she’ll read this and I can give her shit. I’ll get to your comments from today when I get….if I get home. Lol.
And keep THIS in mind….