Repost- Asshole gamePosted: December 15, 2012 | |
i’m sure it will be of no surprise to learn that i noticed girls VERY early. VERY EARLY. in pre-K i got into trouble for kissing a girl at recess. as in….it was going on for over a week and the girls mom complained and we were separated from then on. would it surprise ANY of you to learn she was a brunette?
perverts old habits start young. lol. i had a type at a very young age. we go to recess, i’d gather with the other boys and we’d do the dare-devil raucous stuff young boys do that inevitable could lead to a trip to the school nurse (i always wondered….did you girls watch us when we were doing that dumb crap?). then eventually i’d make my way to where girl was. and we’d kiss. quick little peck on the lips. i don’t WHY i did it, i just knew she was pretty and i wanted to kiss her.
i couldn’t wait to start school so i could see what new girls were gonna be there. i eventually i slid into the “nerd” section of school around 4-5th grade. it wasn’t until 7th grade when i started skateboarding did my attitude (mostly due to my VERY alpha best bro) towards woman change. when i came back for 8th grade, i was a different guy. i looked different and acted different. i was more aloof and honestly all i wanted to do was get out of school and go skate. my best bud was the first to lose his virginity. after he lost it he was ALWAYS goading me to bang some girl. i was starting to get phone calls from girls, i was getting notes from girls. mom found said letters and i was shown the “condom drawer”. well i had the house to myself for 4 hours after school. lol. mom’s no dummy. i FINALLY lost my virginity in 8th grade and after i did, skateboarding kind of took a back seat. lol. in high school me and a friend would skip last period, go buy 2 bottles of strawberry him, hit the Catholic high school close by, wait for the girls to file out and crank up the bass in his hyundai. lol. we’d usually manage to scoop a couple up to go to Coconut beach. the girls would start on the strawberry hill and 2 hours later there were used condoms on the ground. lol. by the time i was a sophomore, i was going to tulane bars to get the girls to take me back to their dorms. lol. i was only 16. i didn’t know game, i was very raw, i just didn’t care. i approached everything til i struck gold. when i was in 8th grade my best friend asked me if i’d “fucked ‘whatever the hell her name was’”. i told him i hadn’t. “didn’t you go to her house and everything?” basically he asked me if i TRIED to fuck and when i said, “how?” this is what he told me. [edit- this is going to be plain as day “guy speak”. this is NOT for the queasy. this is what a certified “PLAY-AH” taught me. i’m gonna ask Kane to comment on this”]
“ok, IF she invites you to her house, and her parent’s aren’t home, she wants to fuck. PERIOD. but she’s not going to just hand you over the pussy. you gotta go and get it. so she lets you in, show’s you around at some point she going to show you her room. or….tell her to show you her room. when she takes you in the room, if she closes the door….SHE’S DOWN. if she doesn’t close it…YOU close it. and LOCK it. then walk over to her and kiss her. don’t be too bold at first. but once she seems into it, start feeling her up. if she doesn’t stop you, take off her shirt and bra. once she starts getting into it, start rubbing her pussy. *he started rubbing my armpit to demonstrate the circular motion* once she starts pushing into your hand while your playing with her pussy, STOP. step back…..then pull out your dick. if she just stares at if for a second or 2 like a deer in the headlights, grab the back of her head, and slowly pull it towards your dick. once she starts sucking it…..it’s done. you’re getting that pussy.” i told him NO WAY that could work. he named 6 girls that he had done that to the past 2 weeks. then he told me this. “next time a girl invites you over. try it. if it doesn’t work, what have you lost out on? BUT….if it works” and with that he raised an eyebrow. there was a girl i was getting notes from and long story short i mention wanting to come my her house. one day i got a note from her telling me to come by that afternoon after school. i did what friend told me. i got laid. i was STUNNED. it happened EXACTLY like he said it would. i wish i could tell you the girl inviting me over were slutty bad girls. but they weren’t. they were your average teen age girl. 13-16. i was forever changed. then i got a reputation as the guy that’ll “eat you out”. in the 90′s guys were taught that was what faggy guys did (don’t ask me). but i didn’t care, i LOVED doing it. i left NO after my sophomore year. i was changed kid.
i moved to Texas and by the time i joined the navy i had already had my first 3 way with 2 Mexican girls and had a girl who was basically my personal sex doll that got ZERO time from me outside the bedroom, she was a very chesty mexican girl (noticing a theme here? lol). i joined the navy and lived in San Diego, Charleston, Sicily, the NO. during that time i got more experienced with “game type shit” and around 26-27 i began to not like the laid-back “whatever” attitude i had with women and began desiring intimacy more (i blame that on my relationship with Sonia….the Sicialian girl i’ve written about before). i also met Beth and we all know that story.
by the time i got to Japan….the Danny that’s blogging now came about. i had begun qualifying all the woman i was interested in. and by 32-33 i was full on, “i’d rather be in a relationship with the woman i’m sleeping with” mode. YEAH, i still sleep with woman i’m NOT in a relationship with, BUT i readily admit i’d MUCH rather be in a relationship than be single and just “get a piece” .
the point of this is to give you ladies a little hope. i would NEVER consider myself a “former player” that just isn’t true. i LIKED woman back then, i was just looking out for my own interests only when i was younger. but the desire to fuck every woman you see eventually
goes away gets old. personally i think it’s something most guys just NEED to get out of their system before they can really commit. i have ZERO dings on my “things to do with a woman” list. 3 way *yeah 2 of them*, outdoors *YAWN*, in public *SOOO high school*, in a girls rooms while her parents are home *8th grade….C’MON*, virgin *SON PLEASE….indian girl in Charleston*. but like i said…..i got all that out my system. however, i’d trade all that for a healthy LTR now. i think guys that don’t get to do that and get married at 22 and start a family, suddenly get that “GOD I JUST WANNA PARTY AND CRAP” (i call it “the beast”) when they hit 26-27, and end up divorced. this is just a theory based on my knowing guys that gave me shit for never getting married when i was in my mid 20′s, only to run into them in my 30′s and they’re divorced and telling me i’m the smartest man ever. that and the fact that more than one of the married guys on my block ALWAYS wanna hear stories of IF i got laid when i went home (seriously….they really do ask me). then again…..what the fuck do i know. lol.
so ladies fear not. YES we do eventually grow up and “get over it”. ok NOT REALLY, but it get’s to a point where most of us would prefer a steady, monogamous partner to a 22 year old former cheerleader.
wait…..is the cheerleader Mexican?