ITLR- Marriage is InevitablePosted: December 23, 2012 | |
ladies…OUT. you’ve been warned.
i was at my local, having a beer and watching some football. btw, fuck you atlanta. i still hate you. i was talking with a friend (also manager) and bartender about football and tebow and the jags. there was a guy sitting about 4 seats down from the manager and he started chiming in. eventually, he moved closer to the manager and the 3 of us were talking football. kewl.
then he asks the manager and bartender , “mind if i as a hypothetical?” oh noez.
“So, my wife, she’s 29 and i’m 48 mind you, cheated on me. but it was with another girl. should i be mad? she was confused and upset that i’d be mad about it. so…….should i be mad?”
the manager went quiet, the bartender went silent and i waited. he droned on for about 10 minutes before the manager (married once, now divorced and is a MGTOW), told him he had every right to be upset and yada yada yada….insert red-pill logic…….HERE. he’s got 4 kids. 3 from his first marriage and 1 from his current marriage. as i listened to his his tale of infidelity and alimony, i finally chimed in, “and that’s why i’m NEVER getting married.” his reply to me was fucking earth shattering.
“don’t be silly man…..c’mon, it’s inevitable.” i immediately went into the red.
i would never, NEVER call into question another man’s decision on anything that he rationalized to me. so i cooled it and explained why i have no intention of getting married. again….he told me i’ll eventually find the right woman. holy fuck…
“dude….what part of i’m NEVER getting married do you NOT understand? if i DO meet the right girl….GREAT, that doesn’t mean i’m going to marry her. and EVERY woman i become intimate with is told up front if she’s relationship minded…cool. if she’s marriage minded, i’m not down with every getting married. it’s too much of a risk for me. i watched my brother in law get butt-fucked by the family court system and the BS my sister had to deal with because of that emotional/financial nightmare. no thanks.”
he STILL tried to rationalize the need to get married. by now, the bartender and manager had walked away. they know about the blog and my opinions on marriage. they’re not dummies, they knew i was gonna wipe the floor with this guy.i let him prattle on before i cut him off and said, “dude, you’re in a sports bar, asking guys about should you be upset that your 29 yo gf cheated on you, and you have the fucking audacity to tell me i need to get married. you’re a fucking tool. dude, you’re batting ZERO in the marriage game. i’d rather trade sean payton for mike malarky than take relationship advice from you. you have OBVIOUSLY failed.” he responded by telling me he’s 48 and landed a 29 yo wife. i asked him…..”how fat is she?” i heard the bartender laugh and the guys face dropped. “yeah dude, show me a pic of the current wife.” much to his credit he did, and she was a TAD overweight, but was a solid 4.
gee……i can’t deconstruct this dynamic quick enough. i have a VERY black gift for know the neurosis root of people. i said to him, “you landed and 29 year old with LITTLE options in the SMP, and she found a sucker to marry her. now she got you by the balls and she’s gonna do what she wants. she cheated on you with a girl. tick tock….tick doc….tick tock….till she fucks a dude.”
dude’s gonna get cleaned out AGAIN, and i have ZERO pity for him. you know, you’d think he’d be behind my rationale considering what he’s been through, but as i’ve learned; SO MANY men have been deprogrammed by the blue pill that there’s no getting through.
look, personally, i don’t have anything against marriage. you wanna get married, cool. but when you’re a fucking failure, don’t try and school someone in a department you’ve had ZERO success in. when he re-emphasized his being 48 and landing a 29 yo, i told him, “so the fuck what…i’m 40 and i banging 20 yo’s too. on the plus side, i get my dick wet and don’t have to worry about losing half my shit. oh, and you know…..i’m RETIRING in one year, have a GREAT house, a fantastic dog, and ZERO difficulty landing attention from girls.” after i said that one of the waitress walked passed me. i grabbed her by the waist, whispered to her how she looked cute tonight and started lightly kissing her neck playfully. she giggled and squirmed to get away. i slapped her ass and let out a playful….”DANNY!!!” and off she went. oh, she’s married btw and a solid 7.
i looked back at guy and said…..”thanks for the advice chief.” i finished my beer, and walked out.
i hate having to be a dick. but sometimes a guy needs a punch to the gut. this guy was so omega that it’s silly. so yeah, i’ll get married one day…..inevitable.
die in a fire dick-bag and get some therapy.