Hitting on a Porn Star

i actually hit on a porn star in san deezy. she was cool, but she turned me down. her name is cherokee (tiffany). she’s a TINY brunette chick and was VERY cool to me.  she def let me down softly. but at the same time, she was totally flirty and playful. i got a pic with me squeezing her bewbies and a kiss on the lips. to me………..that’s major validation. she was hanging with friends and my dumb ass approached her. i asked if i could talk to her in private for a second and she agreed, got up and away from her table. i asked if she were in movies, and she told me she was adult actress. i asked if she were cherokee and laughed and nodded. i told her-

“i already know the answer, but would you sleep with me? banging a porn star if DEF on my bucket list.” She just laughed and said she can certainly understand, but her bf might not approve. coulda been a line, coulda been true.

hey……i tried. i LOVE her high-pitched girly voice. that’s what did me in for her. so i HAD to try. oh, this went down at hooter’s in mission valley.

she's TINY, and cool.

she’s TINY, and cool.

petite, brunette....SO my type.

petite, brunette….SO my type.

'nuff said. yeah, i got shot down, but at least i played my hand.

’nuff said. yeah, i got shot down, but at least i played my hand.

hooters

me and the boys watching my Saints lose. hooters, mission valley- san diego.

trust me, she did this under complete duress.

trust me, she did this under complete duress.


15 Comments on “Hitting on a Porn Star”

  1. Vicomte says:

    You should make a wall calendar of Danny From 504 Looking Miserable In a Number of Exciting Locations.

    I’d buy it.

  2. Matt says:

    Several years back that was a big furor in Mensa about an article published in the Mensa Bulletin about Hypatia Lee, who is a Mensa member. I was amused.

    Also, Geena Davis is also a Mensa member and an Olymipian.

    It just goes to show that some women have more than looks going for them.

    • Maven7 says:

      There are more than few porn stars with high iq 🙂

      However, it just shows, that some women will always go the easiest route – not necessary the best long term.

      I have had short term fling with a stripper/call girl who was pretty smart also.

      At the end I found out she had fiancee (who is unaware of what she does, poor chode will marry her in 3 weeks) and two more guys (beside me) as fuck buddies.

      We are done now, but she still has sex with one of the guys at least (I meet him once for curiosity). She was lying all the time, but her stories were very consistent.

      Aside from that she is really cool girl and sex was really good!

  3. aneroidocean says:

    You hate having your picture taken and yet you post Sony pictures of yourself. So weird Hahahahaha

  4. Socialkenny says:

    Danny is the king of field reports. You’re out doing me by far bro!

    The MILF porn star is hot! Maybe is because I’m a MILF-Hunter I’m saying that. But good for validation though that you even got to interact with this chic.

  5. Faust says:

    Is that an almost-half smile in that last pic?

  6. andy says:

    What the fuck do you have round your neck?


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