Be aloof, make her laugh, be a pig, and make her tingle in less than 3 minutesPosted: January 6, 2013
laughter is my go to pussy crack. look, women are VILE….WAY more vile than men can be. and most women LOOOOOVE light hearted sexual banter with men. it’s just that most men don’t know how to pull it off. well, i’m here to teach you a nice ‘lil joke that will make her laugh, tingle, and will make you stand out.
when a girl asks me, “so, what did you today.” or “what have you been up to lately.”
i answer, “well today, i jerked off to a chick in penthouse.” the girl will either-
react with disbelief, go along with it, or be slightly shocked. all reactions are irrelvant. regardless of her response, i follow, with-“yeah, girl behind me in line was PISSED.”
wokka wokka. i’ve NEVER had a girl not crack up. then i’ll say, “yeah, i saw her staring so i asked her to help a fellah out.”
also- In Mala Fide’ FINALLY finished his book. i’ve read most of it, and it’s gold. cop that shit.