Flirt like a Champ. With yer Dick

ok. you’re talking to a girl. she’s digging you. eventually she’s going to make a semi-racy comment (if she’s digging you). ALL WOMEN give this IOI when chatting with a man she’s attracted to. some will be subtle, some will go full-tilt dirty. you ladies reeading know where you are on this chick-o-meter, and i can see you smiling, so stop it- dirty, dirty girl.

anyway, when she goes racy i look down at my dick and say, “wait what? ok, i’ll tell her.” then i look at the girl and say, “he wanted me to tell you he approves.” and smile with an over exaggerated smile. NEVER had a girl not giggle.

but regardless of her reply (and i’ve never got an offended response) i follow her comment with, “no seriously, i don’t think i’ve seen him that excited since they cancelled jersey shore.”

BOOM. full on laughter.

this little comment has EVERYTHING that drives a woman into a big wad-o-tingles: humor, sex, and confidence. only a guy with balls of steel are going to go there. when she nods and gives her approval, just wink at her and smile.

oh, and before i end todays special ed session. i totally stole Athol Kay’s idea. i number closed a girl and she asked what i wanted my ID to be. i took her phone and wrote “cockzilla” in as my name.

and she didn’t change it.

class dismissed

stay up.


12 Comments on “Flirt like a Champ. With yer Dick”

  1. Excellent as always danny

    Ive used so many things from your blogs, gets me into and out of all kinds of trouble.

    Keep it coming

    • dannyfrom504 says:

      good. that means you’re living life. that’s ALWAYS a good thing. having stories to tell of your misadventures is pussy crack. girls KNOW when they’re dealing with a man that’s great with women.

      my goal is to make more men better with navigating the seas of woman. lol.

      stay up.

  2. freddy says:

    I look forward to class tomorrow, keep it up 🙂

  3. ‘Cockzilla’? Ah well, nothing like confidence. 🙂

  4. RojoC says:

    I wonder if whispering to him in a fake-British accent would help things…hahaha. Either way, this was funny.

  5. CLG says:

    link to the AK post on that number close routine?

  6. CL says:

    That’s funny, but can you keep it up?


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