Flirt like a Champ. With yer DickPosted: January 15, 2013
ok. you’re talking to a girl. she’s digging you. eventually she’s going to make a semi-racy comment (if she’s digging you). ALL WOMEN give this IOI when chatting with a man she’s attracted to. some will be subtle, some will go full-tilt dirty. you ladies reeading know where you are on this chick-o-meter, and i can see you smiling, so stop it- dirty, dirty girl.
anyway, when she goes racy i look down at my dick and say, “wait what? ok, i’ll tell her.” then i look at the girl and say, “he wanted me to tell you he approves.” and smile with an over exaggerated smile. NEVER had a girl not giggle.
but regardless of her reply (and i’ve never got an offended response) i follow her comment with, “no seriously, i don’t think i’ve seen him that excited since they cancelled jersey shore.”
BOOM. full on laughter.
this little comment has EVERYTHING that drives a woman into a big wad-o-tingles: humor, sex, and confidence. only a guy with balls of steel are going to go there. when she nods and gives her approval, just wink at her and smile.
oh, and before i end todays special ed session. i totally stole Athol Kay’s idea. i number closed a girl and she asked what i wanted my ID to be. i took her phone and wrote “cockzilla” in as my name.
and she didn’t change it.