MGTODPosted: February 5, 2013
i’ve posted about this before but someone asked me to go over it again.
Brody is my fucking boy. love Brody. got him when he was 6 weeks old and i’ve raised him into a proper PIC. from a game perspective- owning a dog is great as it reveals a lot about you that women desire: the ability to nurture, dominance (if they see the dog is well behaved/trained), and let’s face it- what woman isn’t gushing at the sight of a boy and his dog? Lord know’s Brody has opened a ton of sets for me..
so, you own a dog, a girl comes over and starts talking to you.
what do you do?
my go to is to play “good cop/bad cop” where Brody plays the pervy Alpha, and i play the “beta good boy”. while we’re kneeling down and she’s admiring Brody, i’ll put my head down and say shocked, “WHAT!!!!! dude, i’m not asking her that?” of course she’ll HAVE to know what Brody told me.
i know, i know.
and i’ll reply that Brody wants to know if she has a BF. if she doesn’t (and i like her) i’ll say, “wait what Brody?” then put my head down and say, “SERIOUSLY….dude, let it go.” of course again, she HAS to know what Brody said, so i’ll let her know Brody wants to know if she’s taking applications of a BF. of course she’ll laugh and if she says maybe or possibly, i’ll put my head down again and exclaim, “DUDE….HELL NO. i am NOT telling her that.”
this is the final salvo in this little exchange. i’ll tell her-
“he said you better be into doggy-style.” and shake my head as if i couldn’t believe it and what a terrible a thing that is to think. this is the part where i’ll tell her that he’d need her phone number so he could text her and make plans for a “play-date”. it’s RARE that i don’t get the number. remember- i used this to open a 32 year old recently divorced mom that turned into a year long booty call.
remember, she WANTS to flirt and women typically don’t mind the perviness; but you have to be subtle. if i said these things to her directly, i’d get pepper sprayed. but i’m NOT saying it- Brody is, and she’s already girl crushing and coo’ing over Brody, i simply transfer that to me, via the conduit of Brody. it’s shows her i’m clever, funny, and assertive. mostly it provides her with the sexual validation she craves in a manner she’s probably never experienced before. which is why i recommend men join my movement- MGTOD
Men Getting Their Own Dog.
tomorrow will feature part 2: what her choice of dog says about her personality. and….a HUGE thank you to reader Faust for the email he sent. what you said was really cool, and i appreciate it.
Here’s goofball asleep at my lap. Feb.5th 2013. @0257. NOLA. This is 90% of his day. Fucking sleeping and attention whoring.