ITLR- The P WordPosted: February 21, 2013
it’s time to discuss a subject i don’t talk about all that often on this site, but i feel it’s imperative to have a sit down and discuss this in a healthy manner. if you have a woman in your life you deal with it all the time, but you may not fully understand it. well, i’m here to give you my perspective on this wonderful little topic and i’ll tell you how I deal with it.
if you have a woman in your life, there’s no escaping it. obviously this isn’t for the married guys; they have this pegged already. this shouldn’t take long as i just plan on giving you “survival training” when aunt flow arrives. first things first.
KNOW THE TIME OF THE MONTH SHE RIDES THE CRIMSON WAVE
now, break this down simply. is she- first week, last week or mid-month. break mid month into- early mid, late mid. it’s that simple. if she’s an end of monther, and your normally sunny, feminine gal is suddenly sporting sweats and moping. check your calendar. if it’s the 26th, she MIGHT be bleeding. leave her be, be nice, and try and make her comfy. don’t antagonize and asks grumpily, “what are you, on your rag or something.” you’re risking having your throat slit. in order to do this you must (in the early portion of dating).
PAY ATTENTION TO WHEN SHE’S CARRYING ‘PONS
NEVER EVER EVER ASK. i mean you can, but you only get to ask once. be up front and polite and if she answers simply tell her, “i just want to know so i don’t get my head chewed off because i didn’t know it was that time.” but i’m sneaky tricky, the first month or two of dating she’s under a microscope, i’m gathering all the info i need to analyze our compatibility. but i’m also learning who she is as a person- likes, aspirations, her relationship with her family, her cup size, favorite foods, bra size, and of course when her period falls during the month. if doesn’t get one b/c of BC- WINSAUCE!!!!!
once you get this down, it’s time to ask yourself.
CRIME SCENE SEX- YAY OR NAY
this is totally up to you. personally, i make her sleep on the floor when that mess is going on. YECH!!! just kiddn’. i’m fine with CSS, but she has to provide the towel, which i’ve never had a girl give me any resistance about this request. now one mistake that you WILL pay for. DO NOT ACT GROSSED OUT IF SHE ASK FOR SEX DURING HER PERIOD. i’ve seen guys do this and MAAAAAAAAN did they pay for it. coming off as grossed out you, come off like a cartoon. grow up, women bleed once a month.
i don’t have a problem buying her pads/’pons. what you MUST know is making sure she’s VERY specific about brand and whatever details she wants. if you don’t see the exact one, don’t buy. also, there’s the ‘pon shit test. if you’re going to the store or are already at the store and she asks you to pick some up- hmmmmm. ok, fine. if you’re just at home watching tv and she asks you to go pick some up. DON’T. women KNOW when that shit’s coming on, and she should take accountability to prep for the week of fun.
DEALING WITH CRAMPS
B had REALLY bad cramps during her period. one of the great things about my job is that i have instant access to doctors that are always willing to teach something new. NOW, as a male HM, OB/GYN is something i’m not allowed to practice (thank God), which is fine. but i did learn this helpful tip. if a woman has really bad cramps, having sex can alleviate the pain. i mentioned this to B and she said no, it was fine, and hour later i was balls deep giving her some Danny midol. and it worked. the sad thing is, cramp sex is the only sex where i was simply a tool. it wasn’t about my pleasure. but she was a good girl and would let me get my cookies.
hope this helps.