Be this GuyPosted: April 5, 2013 | |
the first time i saw this commercial i loved it. this is an alpha in the wild. all balls, confidence and attitude. he doesn’t give a fuck. and look at him- gut from hell, bad hair, cheap sunglasses, and a banana hammock. in 15 years, i HOPE i’m this guy.
notice the swagger as he walks. “yeah, i’m a fat fuck; yeah, i’m rocking a ridiculous swimsuit; yeah, i have the physical sex appeal of rocky dennis, but DAMMIT you know you want me anyway.”
be this guy. and be him NOW. lol.
your attitude is paramount. what you project, people perceive. i’d rather be thought of as a cocky asshole (albeit a short and pale one) than a simp she can get over on. damone sums it up best.
timeless advice. of course damone ends up bricking prematurely inside jennifer jason lee (who did NOT look anywhere close to 16), but he got the +1. was he an asshole- yes. definitely. but had the central core of game ingrained. HE was the priority and his advice to rat is spot on.
i hear from women all the time that i’m “intimidating” until they learn i’m actually laid back and rather playful. it’s quite the juxtaposition, when i’m as intimidating as a 14 year old chicks day-bed lined with 30 stuffed animals. when i’m at my local skrip club (where i know/flirt with/get massages from the dancers), i’ve had more than one ask what was wrong with me and that i looked “so serious”. then i’ll pull her close and start peppering her neck with tiny kisses causing her to squeal and giggle. then i send her off shaking her head. it’s all auto pilot now. lol.
my hard 9 asian bestie went to the ER. she called me because she needed someone to drive her home. i think of this girl like i do my own sister, and she knows it. i’m VEEEEEEERRRRRY protective. seriously. i raced to the ER and got to her room. now this is also the hospital we work at. the entire staff knows we work together. i wheeled her to the pharmacy and when we got back they discharged her. i don’t remember this but i mumbled something to her and headed out. well, one of the ER nurses asked my boy if i were dating my friend. he laughed and said no. well, apparently i mumbled, “c’mon baby, let’s get you home.”
my boy laughed, told him no, then replied, “dude, that how Danny talk to ALL women.” lol. the nurse even ASKED me if i were dating anyone in the hospital and told him no. i thought about saying we were just fucking as a gag. but i didn’t want to give girl a “slut” rep. she’s a VERY conservative cambodian girl and i adore her. when i told her how we were dating and the back story- she laughed.
i get away with shit that would be an HR nightmare.
your attitude dictates peoples perception. eventually, it’ll become a natural reaction.
so get out there and start applying “the attitude”. now i have hockey to watch and beer to drink.