Gigglebutt GamePosted: April 16, 2013
i’ve said before and i’ll say it again. the best way to practice game is on little girls. the same teasing and negging that makes a 4 year old girl giddy works just the same on a 23 year old woman.
a few nights ago, i had to do a chest xray on a 3 year old girl. she was staring at me wide eyed with apprehension as i told her her i need to put her on the table. mom told her to listen to me and i held my arms out to pick her up. she begrudgingly let me pick her up and i placed her on the table. i set up my marker, shielded her, and set up the collimator.
as i was explaining to her i was just taking her picture, i commented that she should lighten up. i told her i knew she was really a silly-head and she needed to smile. she finally cracked a smile and i went in full assault. “see i KNEW it. yer just a gigglebutt.” this of course had her smiling from ear to ear, and i commented to mom how i KNEW she was like this. mom was BEAMING.
i took her PA and lat pics and when i told her she was done i walked up to the table and held my arms out. she literally JUMPED into my arms. as i commented that she did so well and ran the “good giiiiirl” line i asked her where my hug was. she hugged me and i commented to mom how she was adorable. mom thanked me and i told them to wait in hallway as i pushed the images to the ER. i walked them to the ER and kept calling the girl gigglebutt. she laughed and averted her eyes, leaning her head to the side.
do you see what i did thur?
if this were a twenty-something year old woman i would comment how she were dressed. if it were apparent she was trying to look nice, i’d tease her about her trying to hard, “is this the ‘i’m purdee’ outfit?” then i’d poke her side while repeating the question. i’ve done this SEVERAL times and every woman has reacted the same. they giggle, squeal and smile uncontrollably. done this with married women, single women, young women, older women. it’s a universal tingle generator. of course they are women i’m slightly familiar with. don’t get yourself pepper-sprayed.
i can understand how interacting with women can be intimidating. i do. i’ve been there. but a GREAT way to practice your game is with little girls. tease them, neg them, take control. they LOVE it. and if you think a young girl can’t/won’t shit test…..you are SORELY mistaken. i have a 5 year old niece that’s an ace at shit testing. if you have nieces and young girls in your family, they are the perfect ones to practice game on. when you do it right, they will SHOWER you with affection and respect. game everyone.
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again show me a man that’s great with kids (especially little girls) and i’ll bet $$$ he’s a lady-killer.
oh, and yesterday marked the day a young, confused, over sexed 20 year old left texas to begin his misadventures galavanting about the globe in the navy. in 364 days, i will retire from naval service. and i can’t fucking wait.