Keep On Truckin’Posted: April 25, 2013
there’s a lot of advice being hashed around about attracting and “gaming” women. i’ve said before that i’ve been fortunate enough to have dated/banged/fwb’d/known quite a few VERY attractive women. this is relative only in so far as that these women are very used to guys screwing up when they approach. game is truly based on numbers. statistically, the more approaches, the greater your possibility to success. i don’t think ANYONE would argue this logic.
well, sometimes you can learn A LOT by watching other guys fail. it’s painful, it really is. so i’m going to present you with some cues that you are not generating tingle and need to punch out.
she grins and maintains eye contact– THIS. this is the number one cue that she’s not feeling you. a woman that’s into the interaction averts her gaze and can’t help but show some teeth when she smiles. the averting her gaze is submission- plain and simple. when she turns her head she’ll also expose her neck. another key sign of attraction. if she’s just looking at you and smiling, she’s being polite. MOST women will not come right out and tell you to leave her alone. usually, she’ll make an excuse to end the interaction.
her responses are curt and closed– usually an indication you’ve overstayed your welcome and she’s slightly annoyed. this is phase 2. walk away buddy.
arms crossed– universal sign of “closing yourself off”. she should be preening, touching her face or hair, or you. lol.
all out quiet walk away– i think this is pretty obvious. lol.
pepper spray– it really only stinigs for the first 8-9 seconds. thats why i use choloroform, who the hell is she to ruin the surprise party for her vagina. party pooper.
i think the best response i ever had to explain how a woman feels when a guy keeps chomping at the bit comes from a VERY gay male friend back in NO. i’d seen a dude react to my friends “swishyness” (his term. and it’s FABULOUS!!! LOVE IT) with some discomfort. when i told him i never understood how/why guys were so uncomfortable with gay dudes. he told me- “i think personally it’s because men get a taste of how it feels to be objectified sexually by someone they aren’t attracted to. and that can be pretty unnerving.”
dude is DEF on to something. even at 16 i understood what he was getting at. it is a man’s job (typically) to make the first move. women know this, but many guys approach poorly: be it lack of game, being nervous, whatever. and the woman may not be feeling it, but dude is clueless and eventually, girl bails. but a woman attracted to you will give off IOI’s. if she doesn’t, YOU need to be able to decode her body language. most of the times the clues are subtle, and the guy can be so nervous that he just doesn’t pick up on the cues. next time you see dude approach, watch intently
and in other news on planet Danny. today i finsihed my last ever physical fitness test of my career. the official results:
39 years old. 64″, 134 lbs. i did- 87 sit ups, 76 push-ups, and ran 1.5 miles in 11:39 seconds. and i’m POOPED. lol. getting old’s a BITCH.
also, stop by Cappy Cap’s and listen to the latest podcast. then play the following drinking game- take a pull everytime Aaron clears his throat. you’re sure to be lit within 10 minutes. this one’s great because Aaron is PISSED. his rants are fucking hilarious. love you cookie.
[edit- Paw Paw’s in the hospital. his BP dropped big time. but mom said he’s in good spirits.]