Flirt Fun EscalationPosted: April 27, 2013
quick post for saturday. had a nice leisurely day poolside “entertaining” a “friend”. *ahem* so, let’s take a second for one of my favorite flirt/escalation techniques. when chatting up a girl and she gets giggly (IOI that she likes you) i’ll mention that she’s too cute and that if she knows what i want to do to her. thing is, OF COURSE she knows what i want to do to her, but she HAS to hear what i want to say. she’s giving me a shot to impress her and demonstrate HV.
so the answer must be: sexual, funny, light hearted, and original. i usually go with-
“i’m not 100% sure, but i know it’ll probably be over in 9 seconds.”
“without getting into specifics, let’s just say it’ll end in a 9 month gestation period.”
“not too sure but there WILL be a complete mess on your tummy.”
“let’s just say, daddy won’t approve.”
“let’s just say i have a drop of clear stuff the size of a grape right now.”
“hmm, better i SHOW you, is there a bathroom stall close by?” (take hold of her arm and look around intently).
*act out doggy style, in a goofy manner, imitate slapping the partners ass* then look at her, and say, “it’s probably best if i don’t”. lol. ALWAYS smile after you deliver the line.
the great thing about the intarwebz is i can listen to most of the music of my youth. i ran across an old fave that i think i will dedicate to a certain woman i know who stops by occasionally (though she doesn’t comment). typically we’ll text but she’s busy with school. this is for you pookumita.
THIS. this was a 15 year old Danny’s go to fuck record when i had a girl over. i was such a boy slut. lol. i put this record on and that ass was getting autographed. and sorry, vinyl is MAAAAAAD sexy. it get’s good around the 5 minute mark. can anyone tell me when the girl finishes? lol.
the blogger as a high school senior.
and lastly, i found this looking for the R. Lee Emery pic. one of my girls back in san deezy, Heather. she was a good girl.