Flirt Fun Escalation

quick post for saturday. had a nice leisurely day poolside “entertaining” a “friend”. *ahem* so, let’s take a second for one of my favorite flirt/escalation techniques. when chatting up a girl and she gets giggly (IOI that she likes you) i’ll mention that she’s too cute and that if she knows what i want to do to her. thing is, OF COURSE she knows what i want to do to her, but she HAS to hear what i want to say. she’s giving me a shot to impress her and demonstrate HV.

so the answer must be: sexual, funny, light hearted, and original. i usually go with-

“i’m not 100% sure, but i know it’ll probably be over in 9 seconds.”

“without getting into specifics, let’s just say it’ll end in a 9 month gestation period.”

or

“not too sure but there WILL be a complete mess on your tummy.”

“let’s just say, daddy won’t approve.”

“let’s just say i have a drop of clear stuff the size of a grape right now.”

“hmm, better i SHOW you, is there a bathroom stall close by?” (take hold of her arm and look around intently).

*act out doggy style, in a goofy manner, imitate slapping the partners ass* then look at her, and say, “it’s probably best if i don’t”. lol. ALWAYS smile after you deliver the line.

the great thing about the intarwebz is i can listen to most of the music of my youth. i ran across an old fave that i think i will dedicate to a certain woman i know who stops by occasionally (though she doesn’t comment). typically we’ll text but she’s busy with school. this is for you pookumita.

THIS. this was a 15 year old Danny’s go to fuck record when i had a girl over. i was such a boy slut. lol. i put this record on and that ass was getting autographed. and sorry, vinyl is MAAAAAAD sexy. it get’s good around the 5 minute mark. can anyone tell me when the girl finishes? lol.

the blogger as a high school senior.

admit it, i was a dashing young man. lol.

admit it, i was a dashing young man. lol.

and lastly, i found this looking for the R. Lee Emery pic. one of my girls back in san deezy, Heather. she was a good girl.

C'MON roophie, kick in. lulz.  she was BEGGING for beads. told her they didn't go with her uniform. she insisted. i said i wanted head in the bathroom. she loffed, slapped my arm and said no. so i said no. lol.

C’MON roophie, kick in. lulz. she was BEGGING for beads. told her they didn’t go with her uniform. she insisted. i said i wanted head in the bathroom. she loffed, slapped my arm and said no. so i said no. lol.


10 Comments on “Flirt Fun Escalation”

  1. Ton says:

    At that point I prefer to be more direct. A few months back, I went dress shopping with a girl to pick out what she would wear for my last regimental ball. When she found the dress I told her “wear that and your virtue is forfeit”. We had not yet known each other in a Biblical manner. She told me not to look at her that way, and bought the dress…

    When I am feeling less subtle I’ll say something like “paint your back porch read and fuck you like I own you”. I frequently tell women I will own her, own her body, own her, sexuality etc. I go from calling them darling at random, to my darling, my little girl, my doll, my baby doll etc.

    I’m pretty heavy into the me man, you woman caveman style of living. I am a goofball, all manners of affectionate, sappy as the day is long but not when I’m ready to raid the objective.

  2. Is that a Saints jersey I see? And more importantly, did this hottie end up giving you head in the bathroom?

    Keep livin the good life,
    K.I.

  3. sunshinemary says:

    Look at that charming smile in your high school picture! Very handsome you were.

  4. travis says:

    You just brought back some memories with the album cover. I went to high school with Danny D (he was a year younger, but we had many beers together). He made “boom i got your girlfriend” a year or two after graduation. I haven’t seen him since high school, but it’s good to see him having some success. I’m not into their music style, so I just never followed what he was doing.


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