Japanese Fertility Festival

DAMMIT!!!!!! i got caught up and forgot to post last night. sorry guys.

i lived in Japan for 3 years. i always marveled at the the way the american girls lost their shit during the Fertility Festival. basically, the locals drag a huge wooden cock through the streets. the women touch them in hopes to bear children, the men touch them hoping that it will make them more virile. despite what you’ll read in the wiki article, i’m telling you what the locals told me. it’s about increasing a woman’s fertility

i watched back in Yokosuka and it was pretty funny the way the women fawned over the huge alter enshrouded phallus. living abroad definitely gives you a unique perspective to the world. what i found interesting is that the Japanese are VERY reserved, but dear God almighty are they closet pervs. and the american girls LOOOOOVED the festival. lol. surprise surprise.

the herbivore men/carnivore women make an interesting juxtaposition as the men cart the shrines and the women fawn over and straddle the giant wooden cocks. see for yourself.

there’s cock shaped candy and foods. and there’s no shortage of women who want a pic mounted on the giant cock. again- observe. even the girl i posted on this blog JUMPED happily on one of the cocks to get a pic. she was smiling from ear to ear.

and remember, i LIVED among the locals. i wasn’t sheltered on base. i HAD to interact with the local populace.

Japanese are weirdo’s. lol.

stay up.




she's lovingly caressing it. lol.

she’s lovingly caressing it. lol.

27 Comments on “Japanese Fertility Festival”

  1. Vicomte says:

    If a girl I was with ever climbed on and rode a giant wooden phallus in the middle of a cheering crowd, I would seriously reconsider my life choices up to that point.

    Though I can understand why a large penis would attract attention in Japan.

  2. JustYX says:

    Perhaps now we can stop caning the Brits over spanking and other assorted kinkyness?

    oh well, worth a try.

    At least we can now point out that we’re only number two in the wankings, ermm rankings.

    Is it something about islands?

  3. JustYX says:


    about 3/4 of the way through
    herbiverous men (not interested in women) and carniverous women (praying for a man)

    • dannyfrom504 says:

      Yeah, I’ve covered the herbivores earlier.

      Sent from my iPhone

      • JustYX says:

        what about teh ‘carnivore women’ though? praying for men, or is that preying?

        • dannyfrom504 says:

          i guess i could do a post about it. i only banged one japanese woman. she was 19 year old neighbor. it was a well known fact that if you took a trip up ro Roppongi (the party section of Tokyo) and couldn’t get laid, you weren.’t trying. you could pull a hard 9 with ease.

          On Mon, Apr 29, 2013 at 10:20 AM, dannyfrom504

      • JustYX says:

        pull a 9 with ease, wow!

        I didn’t think that foreigners were particularly welcomed, but I bow (respectfully – naturally) to your real-life knowledge.

        I guess that the reason that it isn’t PUA-party central is the cost of living? otherwise that sounds pretty much ideal.

        What an interesting looking place

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  5. JustYX says:

    Good post, I do like seeing what humans are really like when you change / remove the standard western female on pedestal model. Much more interesting…

    • dannyfrom504 says:

      and the beauty is, you can grab a girl and hit a “love hotel” that are littered throughout Tokyo. you close, and head RIGHT back out into another venue. rinse repeat.

      On Mon, Apr 29, 2013 at 10:28 AM, dannyfrom504

  6. They have a good system in japan, they guys are passive/dont care so then it makes the girls agressive. Everyone wins.

  7. deti says:

    dammit danny. why no NSFW?

    But seriously: Oh. My. God. I had no idea this was part of Japanese culture.

  8. ASF says:

    danny how was your Japanese at the time?

  9. darlingdoll says:

    I’ve heard about their vending machines. Weird shit indeed.

  10. Dr. Faust says:

    This looks great. Japan seems like such a nice place to live. I heard it was hard to get access to the country and find a job though. Any advice on that?

  11. Dr. Faust says:

    What are the marriage roles like in Japan? Divorce, kids, and work. Is the man considered head of house?

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