AlbufeiraPosted: May 6, 2013
i’ve decided to share some stories as to great places for guys to vacation. places i’ve visited and cleaned up in. albufiera is a sleepy town in southern portugal. i took a base sponsored trip there and during the summer, i drove after work to spend the weekend. it’s basically a party town for english folks to party on the cheap.
the great thing about albufeira is it’s cheap and EVERYONE speaks english. the weather is great, the beaches are beautiful, and the girls are FANTASTIC. it’s usually english women who LOVE american accents, and some portugese. and portugese women are BANGING.
now, partying in europe requires a bit of es’plaining. i’ve lived in europe for 6 years, and it’s NOT like most US cities. first off, don’t even bother with shit until 11-12pm. hit the beach during the day, around 5-6 grab something to eat, head home and sleep until 10-11. hit a pub and pregame until around 2. the clubs, and trust me there’s a 5 block stretch of clubs on the main strip, and get yer rage on.
i ended up meeting some girls during the day, and got an idea of what clubs there were going to and hit those. or, you could always wing it as there’s no short supply of women out to do shit they won’t talk about when they get home. AND, they did it with an american boy. lol.
now, the city caters to english tourist, so expect a lot of chip shops and kabob stands (LOVE kabobs). the beaches WILL feature topless ladies, it’s the industry standard in europe. while on the beach, the girls are usually in sunglasses. while laying out, if a girl is looking your way. the “stick out your tongue” trick works PERFECT. if you do it and she grins, wait a while, act like you’re leaving, and approach her. talk to her for a second ask her if she minds if you sit. chat her up, find out her plans, exchange numbers, and tell her you’ll pop up where ever she might be heading that evening. OR suggest a spot you went to that was good, just agree to meet up at a later time. rinse repeat. at the time, the soap parties were the thing. they overload a washing machine with soap and let it fill on the dance floor. great time to bang a chick tripping on X that’s been grinding into you- not that i’d know. *AHEM* but let me assure you, sex in a club is a VERY REAL possibility (see the ladies attire in the video below). bring condoms.
enjoy the beaches, nightlife, and cuisine. i had a ball the weekend i spent there, i’m sure you will to.
please notice the girls…..do i need to offer more proof. albuferia is a cheaper ibiza (went there too in summer of 1998).
forgot these pics