Food Porn Sluts

i recently brought in some leftover jambalaya and gave a sample to a female pal in the ER. said girl is a self confessed food porn slut. she knows about the blog and she has yet to disagree with me when i speak red pill philosophy. i brought her snicker brownies friday, but she wasn’t feeling well and took her brownies home- more on that in the video.

well, i told her in exchange for her brownies i wanted to record her trying them. well, i ended up asking her about the experience today as she housed some of the jambalaya. see, she had already eaten her brownie before i could film her. and since i was busy for the first 2 hours of my shift, i couldn’t film it. well, i always deliver the goods.

listen to the confession of a “food porn slut” on my cuisine. lol. and watch as the tingles take over.

you might not know this but my snicker brownies helped put cancer into remission. ok, maybe that’s not EXACTLY how it went down. ok. one of my favorite servers at my local was dealing with cancer. while she was getting chemo she was VERY sick. as in she lost a TON of weight. i felt bad and brought her snicker brownies about once a week for a month. i later learned my SB were the only thing she was able to eat.

from that moment on she treated me like royalty. again, this is a woman i considered a friend. and she turned into a grade stingy bitch when she paid for some snicker brownies. lol.

the point of this post is to offer you guys some validity behind the power of the snicker brownies. anything with a vagina is POWERLESS against them.

stay up.

OH, i case you haven’t noticed the site is now dannyfrom504.com. i now OWN the domain. shits mine. lol. expect some changes to the site as i attempt to make a little payola for my inpending retirement. as you can see, i have a link to Cappy Caps book on the side bar. i’ll be adding more. so PLEASE click the link and get a copy of “Enjoy the Decline”. expect a book review soon.

stay up. again.


10 Comments on “Food Porn Sluts”

  1. Vicomte says:

    Did you let someone die while you were making the video?

    (Before I get ‘????????’ last five seconds duncemuffin.)

  2. tj says:

    Behold the power of brownies…..

    But dude – your site is now netnannied at work – as “porn” which made me laugh Maybe if I give the netnanny some virtual brownies it’ll help?

    • dannyfrom504 says:

      yeah, so what. we all know it’s NOT porn.

    • Matt says:

      I carry a netbook and a Clear hotspot to work. I don’t let my blog reading habits ever touch the corporate network. Corporations are evil and HR bitches are insane, so it’s better to be safe than unemployed.

  3. OffTheCuff says:

    You’re a big internet boy now! Very own domain!

    Advertise away, you’ve put in the time.

  4. Stingray says:

    Food is powerful. I know that you know this Danny, but I wonder about others. I adore food and I don’t say that lightly. When I sit down to a very good meal, a top notch meal, I can literally get lost in it. Maritus laughs and then juste sits and watches me with that little smile on his face. He has come to love to watch me eat good food because of the way I act while eating it. I get lost in it and have even been known to dance around a little bit out of excitement.

    It’s wonderful.

  5. The Fucking Writer says:

    I feel as if every man should have two or three solid dishes he could cook at a moment’s notice when he’s just starting out. Make sure to get a few more as he gets older too.


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