Her Orgasm is NOT your ResponsibilityPosted: May 16, 2013 | |
i’ve said this before to MANY women. i was actually told this by the same lesbian i mentioned in this post, she taught me a very valuable lesson.
“danny you could have a silk lined tongue and the skills of an international playboy; but if she hasn’t taken the time to get to know her body, you probably won’t be getting her off. so don’t put too much pressure on yourself.”
this was a HUGE milestone for me. look, don’t get me wrong….i most certainly want her to get her cookies. BUT if she doesn’t, HEY….i did my best. it’s not my fault your vagina’s broken. guys, if a woman has not taken the time to learn her body and understand what’s the best way for her to get off- don’t sweat it. it’s not your fault. so don’t beat yourself up over it.
be patient and go over what i have listed on the link i have above as to how to tell she’s on the “O” train. if she fakes it, i don’t give a fuck. i KNOW i’mma get mine. hell, i blew it early and had a girl tell me i might be suffering from PE, i laughed and said, “those aren’t tears on yer tunny sweetie.” i’m all about helping her get to the promised land, but if she doesn’t- i ain’t losing sleep (literally. lol). if a woman calls into question your bedroom prowess and ability to make her climax……consider the fact that she MAY not understand her body. while not 100% accurate, keep it in the back of your head. especially if you’ve made other girls thank God they’re born women.
a woman will chide your bedroom skills as a below the belt shot; just like penis size. if/when you hear either of these 2; laugh and walk away. a woman that is LEGITIMATELY critiquing your skills will be open and non insulting and work with you to show you what get’s her off. and you should extend the courtesy. if you like something in particular…..let her know. as long as it’s not having her call her you “big brother” while gunning her down, she’ll probably be cool with most requests. most women are GREAT about accommodating to what you like. so communicate.
hell, i had an ex dress up in a 17th century bar wench outfit and call me, “Me Lord” while she fetched me beers and while i autographed her pussy in the kitchen. girls are nasty, lol. as long as it’s legal/safe, i doubt you’ll offend her.
now go put a smile on her face tiger. and if you don’t, don’t sweat it, part of the fun is figuring out her body.
Q: what the quickest and surest way to bring a woman to orgasm?
A: who cares. wokka wokka.
also- if i had “dannyfrom504” t-shirts made, would you guys be willing to buy one? i was thinking of getting the shirts that SSM suggested. please let me know.