ITLR: Beta’s on the SerenghetiPosted: May 22, 2013 | |
i was at my local the other day and this went down.
“you’re not wearing your BC’s.”
me- “they don’t go with this outfit.” i was wearing my Izod tortoise shell frames.
“so, does this mean you’re talking to me again.”
i looked over, stared for a second and replied, “dude, are we in a fucking relationship?”
yeah, i was talking to a guy. *sigh*
about a week ago i was at my local around 4:30pm. there are 4-5 guys that are always there and they sit in MY section of the bar. whatev’s. well like i said, about a week ago i was there and the “dude” in the conversation above commented on my BC’s. i answered quickly then went back to watching tv; an obvious sign i didn’t want to talk to him. well, he proceeded to fire off a series of personal questions that i’d curtly answer. finally, the bartender (a girl) starts teasing me about being rude.
oh fuck no.
i got up, walked around the bar where he couldn’t see me, called the bartender over and said the following.
“i don’t know him, never met him, and don’t want to talk to him. stay the fuck out of it.”
let me explain. i DO.NOT like people. if i don’t know you, unless you have a cute face and a vagina, i really don’t want to talk to you. call me an asshole, call me unreasonable, i don’t care. well, i paid for my beer and left. this went down over a week ago. the above conversation happened 2 days ago. then on a fri/sat night, i was at the local and dude was there with a friend and he and said friend invited me over to drink and play pool with them. i politely declined only to have them rag me about it. i stared at them for a few seconds, then went back to watching tv.
well, i could see them talking to various wait staff then look over my way as the wait staff individual would look my way. i told my regular bartender i was going to end up in a fight. dudes friend was a relatively big guy and kept staring me down. i pounded my beer, paid and left. can you put 2 and 2 together yet?
now let’s get back to his “pals”. the girls that work there LOVE them. they do. wanna know why? well it’s because they’ll ALL BO’s that offer to do ANYTHING the girls need. i’ve watched 2 of them (in their 40’s) offer thier services to “give them a hand” on NUMEROUS occasions. i hate guys like this, they make it more of a chore for guys like me. i get the biggest douche chills when i see them jump to help them with the most menial horse shit. i don’t blame the girls for liking them either. they’d be stupid not to take advantage of them. they buy them drinks when they get off work, they help them carry shit, they shower them with compliments, etc. they do almost EVERYTHING for them except one thing. get any sexual chemistry of banter with them. when they make an attempt, the girls give the classic, “(dude’s name, emphasizing the last syllable)”, while making a playful yet scolding look at them.
i have number closed at least 5 of the girls there and fooled around with 2. i escalate damn near EVERY waitress there and they giggle and laugh. i JUST got another number today and we’re getting together friday.
like i’ve always said, you can often learn a lot by watching other guys fuck it up, then acting the opposite of how they do. plus, my gay buddy that waits there wings for me like a champ. he’ll ask me for some leftover food, then the girls ask where he got it from. he points to me and eventually the girl will ask when i’m going to start sharing with her. i simply explain dude’s my friend. then i tell them the only women i cook for are good friends or women i see naked on a routine basis. then look at them and say, “you and i aren’t friends.” then i smile.
i think women can instantly realize when they’re dealing with a BO, and and true alpha that “get’s it”. and when she does, she’ll act accordingly. if you fawn all over her, most of the time she’ll take what she can from you and give NOTHING. if you don’t, and instead tease her, she’ll seek your approval and let you get away with shit beta’s simply can’t pull off. besides, even if you don’t number close or end up seeing her nakie….
she’ll at least respect you.