RUH-ROH!!!!!Posted: June 10, 2013
i stop in my local strip club, have a beer and leave. it’s that simple. the amount of time i spend there depends on, well…..if anything happens.
tonight (friday night) something happened.
i was sitting at my table (i ALWAYS have a table at any place i frequent, it’s called owning your territory) sipping a beer and replying to comments on the site when a girl that said hello to me the previous night approached me and asked if we spoke before. once she realized it was me, we started talking.
she’s 19, black, face-6, body-8, personality…7. she has an AMAZING ass and tiny waist. after about 5 minutes of chatting she was bouncing on my lap and grinding in me. soon i had a drop of clear stuff the size of a grape going on. i used all the same material- “do you ave any idea what i want to do to you? i’m not really sure, but it’ll end up in pregnancy.” “you know what they say, once you go white, you gon’ be aigggght.” “let me tell you something little girl, i get in there i’mma leave you thanking God you were born a woman.” she laughed at each line and mentioned how she’d never heard those before.
before long, my hands were roving and she continued to grind in my lap. her thighs, her breasts, her….place. lol. she took my hand and moved it across her chest and legs. i told her i was going to the range this weekend and she was going with me. “then i’mma take you back to my place so you can play with my pistol.” she giggled and said she’s been wanting to shoot for a while. i joked she should hold up a mini-mart with her brother. she laughed and slapped my shoulder.
“you like white boys?”
she nodded excitedly and i asked why. she mentioned the eyes, and the being more sensitive and fun. I tell it’s because she prefers tiny penis’. she laughed. this was when i dropped the “once you go white” line. then i whispered to her, “you gonna let me get that?” she smiled and told me i was “80%” there. i responded with.”in womanese that means 99%.” she giggled. this was too easy. i told her i had to leave and she asked me to stay. i told her if she got me another beer i’d stay. she jumped up and ran to the bar.
i sipped my beer and she continued to grind into my mule. i finally had to leave and she she kissed my neck. i had already gotten her number, so i told her she’d be hearing from me soon. then i left to have a beer at my local.
sunday afternoon she was knocking on my door.
[edit- i decided to take this post off the rails with some good ‘ole doucheness. in todays faggotry, i bought a new scented candle. “siberian pine”. if anyone wants to rub a cock on my face, the line ‘o dicks starts to the left.]