ITLR: They Never Forget the Bringer of Tingles and AloofnessPosted: June 13, 2013
i was at my local 5 guys burgers and fries the other day when a brunette approached me at my table.
“long time no see. how’ve you been?”
holy shit. it was kayla. kayla is a girl i number closed when i first moved down here. well after 2 flakes i quit texting and calling her. i don’t tolerate flakiness. then, i got banned from said establishment. oh. you didn’t know about that. i’ll let you get caught up.
we good? ok.
so first thing i noticed was she got FAT. like seriously. when i got her number she was VERY cute. solid 7. i honestly didn’t realize it was her at first. i’m thinking she noticed i didn’t recognize her as i spoke her name in a questioning tone. “k-kayla?” she nodded and asked me where i’d been.
EVERYONE there knows my history there. the first time i walked in one of the guys i know shouted- “MY NIGGAH!!!! YO!!! THIS IS HIM. THAT IS THE CAT THAT (can’t recall her name) KICKED OUT FOR MESSING WITH KAY AND ****** and ********!!!!!!” i don’t recall the last 2 names. then he said, “this kid runs game from a different galaxy. his shit is mad tight!!!!” i just laughed as he was shaking my hand. it was kind of embarrassing.
back to kayla.
she asked me what i’d been up to and i mentioned i was waiting to retire and get the fuck out of jacksonville. she looked stupified. “retire?” i told her i will have completed my 20 years of active duty in april and i was getting the hell out of jax. she asked where i was headed and i responded, “wherever the hell i want.”
i made a point to not ask about her relationship status. she asked if i were seeing anyone (which i KNEW she was going to) and i told her, “hell no. girls out here are fucking retarded. i don’t do gf’s anymore, i just exercise my “options”. i KNEW she knew what i was getting at. she told me i should text her sometime and i mentioned i didn’t have her number. she mentioned she had changed her number so she’d give me the new one. then i blasted her.
“nah i’m cool. i don’t take well to flaking. it’s best if i don’t call. but i wish you the best.” i went back to finishing my burger and she said bye and walked away.
i KNOW she knows she’s gotten fat. ok, not fat, but she’d def put on weight. then she OFFERED her number and got rejected. this is what sucks for women. guys deal with rejection regularly. we learn to deal with it. a 24 year old woman that lost some points in her SMP rank and is no longer being chased….
that fucking stings. and you know what?
i give not 2 fucks. while she wanted to give me her number, i wanted give her a treadmill. sometimes it takes a while to get your comeuppance, but when it comes…….it’s fucking sweet. you know you’ve reached a zen-like understanding of game when you get more satisfaction turning a woman down, than closing her. while i never got her “girl gift” i did get the last laugh. and that’s WAAAAAAY better than just a fuck.