Repost: Missed Opportunities

i’ve long told of my adoration for all things Mexicana…..

back when i was stationed in New Orleans, i discovered a GREAT Mexican restaurant. i ended up eating there once a week. shit was BOMB. my first time there, i grabbed a table (in uniform) and had a waitress approach. “’ello Sir….whu i ken gee for yoo?” i smiled and replied, ” qieuro un vaso de aqua y un menu favor.” the waitress stared wide eyed. yeah baby….this honkey knows the lingo. my waitress disappeared into the kitchen, i looked at the menu she gave me. i heard a voice and peered into the direction of the kitchen and…..HOLY CRAP ON TOAST…..

the most amazingly beautiful creature appeared. i was dumb-struck. she was about 5’7″, black hair, brown eyes, EPIC RACK, about 110lbs. i was in love….SERIOUSLY. she approached my table and asked me what i wanted to order, but she began with, “habla espanol?” i nodded, she replied, “mi amiga me explica que te hablas, pues no hablo ingles.” what she said was that she was told i speak spanish, but she doesn’t speak english, so her friend waited on me, but since i spoke spanish this lovely creature was going to wait on me. she was wearing a HUGE gold wedding band on a necklace. she’s married…..of course. now……interestingly, i’ve learned that Mexican lasses fall into 2 camps: first are the ones that ONLY mess with other Mexicans and the second are the ones that prefer White-boys. 95% of my Spanish speaking gf’s have been the latter. the second group REALLY likes White-boys that can speak Spanish. SERIOUSLY.

what follows is my going there once a week and light flirting with the girl (Maria). finally i had orders to Japan, i was leaving the US in 2 months. i went to the eatery with a female friend that wanted some good mexican food. maria was there (as always) and we ordered our tacos. for some reason i decided to escalate Maria, i asked her about her husband. she responded, “esposo…..YO? no… no no tengo.” (HUSBAND…..ME? no, no no i don’t have one.) the world stopped. i said, “pues…..el arco” (but….the ring). and pointed to her neck. she smiled, “my father”. i was dumb-struck. she walked away. i explained to my friend what happened. Maria came back and asked if we were done. i asked her if she even had a BF and she said she only has a job and a daughter (an 8 month old daughter btw). i asked for her number and she said she never has any free time and she can’t afford a baby sitter. i asked her if she had even visited the city…..she hadn’t. i told her i wanted to show her the Quarter. when she explained not being able to hire someone to watch her girl, i told her she should bring her with us. she stared at me. “y tu Novia.” (and your girlfriend….she stared at my friend Laura). i laughed, “no es mi Novia.” (she’s not my girlfriend), i turned and explained to my friend what Maria was thinking. Laura laughed and said to her (while pointing at me), “NO. friend.”

i got Maria number and took her and her daughter to the Quarter. it’s been a long time since i’ve seen a woman look that alive. she hadn’t done anything but work for the past year. she got knocked up on her way here and BF split when he found out she was pregnant. she secured an apartment and a job. once the baby was born all she did was work. she explained all this to me over beingets and cafe au lait at cafe du monde. i showed her the Quarter and explained some of it’s more relevant areas. she seemed to be enjoying herself. we kissed on St Ann heading towards Decatur. she held me tightly as we kissed, it was all i could do to keep from feeling her up….but i kept it together.

i ended up bringing her back home and she invited me in. “OH HELL YES I WANNA COME IN!!!!!!!!”. i declined but told her, “un otro tiempo” (maybe next time.) we kissed at her doorway and i said, “y tambien, no qiuero mirar univision ahora.” (besides, i don’t feel like watching univision.”) she laughed and told me she watches american television to learn English. now…..i was FUCKING PISSED that i was going to Japan. seriously…..i would have married this woman, SERIOUSLY. i didn’t realize it after this date. but…..the second date. interestingly enough, i was still getting over mrs. oneitis. funny how a new woman cures that shit. B was the last thing o my mind after today.

picked her and the kid up for our second outing, and we headed uptown. we walked along Magazine and ate at Juan’s Flying Burrito so she could experience “American” Mexican food. and she actually liked it. we spent the next few hours in and out of various stores (magazine in a 7 mile series of places to get lost into). we kissed frequently and with each kiss she pressed herself into me tighter and tighter. i felt her tiny fingers clinging to my t-shirt and side of my jeans. i knew EXACTLY what she was telling me. as we got back to her place, she told me i HAD to come in. as she fumbled with the keys i waited…..once the door was open, i pushed passed her and ran into the living room, i found the television and turned it on. UNIVISION. i screamed,”YA TE DIJE!!!!!” (i told you) she laughed and turned the TV off. “dame un momentito Danny”. (give me a moment Danny”). she left with the baby (Claudia BTW), and came back topless and was staring RIGHT into my eyes. “toca me Danny, que the qiuero.” (take me Danny, i want you”). i felt drunk. what ensued was quite possibly one of the most epic bangs in my life. Maria was SOOOO uninhibited, and sexy, and feminine that words don’t do her justice. i’m not kidding you……had i NOT had orders to Japan, i think i would have proposed to her. i was THAT taken by her. we only got together one more time after that sadly. she was ALWAYS working and we lived pretty far apart. we talked on the phone quite a bit and she knew i was leaving for Japan. i’m assuming this was why she couldn’t find any free time. fml.

i’m telling you this because i ASSUMED she was taken and saw her at work for almost a year before asking her out. point being…..had i acted sooner, my life MIGHT be different now. i don’t regret anything, but….i still remember her fondly. after Japan, i went back to the restaurant, but it was closed down. ah well…..

always test the water, and never assume the worst. which is why i ALWAYS vet each girl by telling her to let her dude know how lucky he is. if she’s single….she’ll tell you, especially if she interested.

stay up.

21 Comments on “Repost: Missed Opportunities”

  1. Joe Sixpack says:

    f-ing awesome how you didn’t go in her place on first date. Just like a cat. Push the kitty away. It will want to sit on your lap that much more.

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  3. Socialkenny says:

    That’s why I’ve always encouraged guys to learn fucking Spanish. Even Roosh has been preaching this. Guys simply need to understand that just knowing some basic phrases is enough.

    You’re right with the Mexicana stats on dating their own or white boys. For a black dude like me, I would have to dig deeper with some powerful game. But since I speak Spanish, that sure helps me 500% percent, and in fact, it gives me a massive edge over the white boy who doesn’t speak Spanish.

    Bad thing is though, NYC (when I was living there) has a small fucking Mexican population, so gaming them isn’t much of an option. So I may have to move to the midwest or something 😆

    • dannyfrom504 says:

      Lol. Being half Mexican helps. I know the culture.

      Sent from my iPhone

    • Richard Cranium says:

      I’ve been contemplating learning more Spanish because of my affinity for the dark-haired chicas but have never gotten an straight answer if it’s a good idea. Would they appreciate it or just wonder what the silly gringo was up to.

  4. Socialkenny says:

    BTW: fuck Japan lol! I know your pain though, but I can’t believe she no estaba casada pero todavia tenia el arco. Why even wear that shit, unless para mantener los chicos al lejos :).

  5. Socialkenny says:

    I heard Japs “love you long time”. And they like dark meat: so I’ve heard.

  6. MissMarie says:

    I remember when you posted this the first time, and it’s still great. I’ve found that knowing a little Spanish really helps, even when the sexes are opposite. I’m a cornfed blonde n blue girl and the difference if I throw out a little espanol is palpable. Especially if my Miraculous Medal is visible that day. Muuuuch friendlier and chattier. Also, for some odd reason, they don’t talk about the ‘weta’ (no clue how to spell it, only ever heard it) in front of me… 😉
    Long way of saying, another great post Danny 🙂

  7. popups says:

    I am a Mexican girl (23) live in NY. I am moving back to Mexico next fall to find a husband because I feel as if most men around here will only have a long term relationship with me and not marry me….because I am Mexican. I’ve tried pretty hard, I am one of those Mexican girls that only likes to date white guys. I am loving back to Mexico City to find a white guy that lives there …

    Can I ask you something?

    Do you think I am wrong about this, is it something I am doing wrong?

  8. […] Dannyfrom504 speaks of this.  Crap, all of the manosphere speaks of this.  I’ll figure out my apparent unquestionable power sometime. […]

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