Boyfriend DutyPosted: August 2, 2013
“A person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations.”
there are various definitions of “friend”, but they are all basically hitting along the same lines. we all need friends to an extent, i adore my friends. hell, the Apocalypse himself is heading down this weekend and on Saturday we’re meeting up with 2 of my coworkers to play with boomsticks at the new range by el canton. even some women here at the hospital get a portion of the leftovers i’ve cooked the previous night. said women have helped me when they were able, so i don’t mind doing shit for them if they need.
Tempest Teacup posted on a topic i’m sure MANY men can relate to.
“women telling you to just be nice, be yourself.”
TT accurately posits that a woman telling this to a man is woman who she wants to nice to HER, not women in general.
it’s good to hear a woman admit to this. i’m 100% with her advice. it’s fine to be nice, hell…..i’m nice. but, once you know you have a sexual interest in a woman and she utters what a “nice” guy you are. BAIL. punch out maverick. if a woman tells me she doesn’t like me in “that” way, she will no long be a part of “planet Danny”.
doing someone a favor is fine. i’m not saying you can’t be friendly, but there comes a point where you KNOW she’s using you. whether it’s helping her move shit, or she’s asking you to do her menial tasks, well….you need to sack up and tell her what i tell women that try to get over on me.
“yeah, that’s boyfriend duty.”
i have NEVER had a woman challenge me whan i drop that line. another good one if she insists and you need to ramp it up.
“look, we’re cool but we ain’t fucking.”
this puts her in a corner. trust me, she KNOWS she taking advantage of you, so saying the above leaves her no place else to go. either you get access to sex or she find another chump to use for her less than favorable intentions.
most women (especially the VERY attractive women) almost make a living off the sweat of a non boyfriend BO. and trust me, you see it ALL.THE.TIME in the military. as the social etiquette befitting a southern man would dictate, politely declining is the first step, maybe even the second. however, any requests from that point on gets met with the above phrases.
this is why dismissing a woman’s physical attractiveness puts you waaaaaaaay ahead of the curve. as i’ve said before the Achilles heel of most 9-10’s is that they are typically boring and predictable. they’re uninteresting because they’ve never had to actually BE interesting. most guys just fall over themselves to do whatever they think might get them in her good graces. she’ll usually choose the alpha asshole because he’s different, he’s a challenge. tracking.
being “nice” does not equate to being a sucker. stand up for yourself. if she’s taking but never giving, feel free to use the big guns on her. don’t be THAT guy.
SPECIAL ADDITION!!!! SCENTED CANDLE FAGGOTRY UPDATE!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!
let’s start with some mood music. this music must be playing as you read, and how hot is that dancer?
it was time to replace my wood-wick trilogy sea themed scented candle. i was trying to decide between sand and driftwood or fireside. i REEEEEEALLY like francis fir, but i think they quit making that. i digress. i took a serious look at havana nights, a new candle to their line up. there was something about it that was off putting and i couldn’t quite put my finger on it. then i realized it- it has a slight woody and tobacco scent to it. i decided to give it a shot, and well…..I LOVE IT!!!! it has a subtle, but full bodied aroma that makes me feel like i’m sitting
in boy-shorts and a baby t velvet smoking jacket with a fez, reading a leather bound book in a large personal library. sometimes in life, you just gotta roll the dice.
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