This Weeks BrophyPosted: August 11, 2013
This week, it was “Richard Cranium” (best fucking commenter handle EVAAAAAR btw) taking the
worthless honor prize as he laments on the “hot” post.
“To paraphrase Shania Twain:
So you have a vagina. That don’t impress me much.
I agree she’s hot as balls. And what else do you got? We don’t know her she might be a total PITA to deal with out of the bedroom and he just simply hit the launch button. Chris Rock said on one of his stand-up specials “A man’s only as faithful as his options.”
The guy had options and he chose to use them. If he’s a real baller his dance card is already filled with chicks just as hot or hotter and it took about oh 15 minutes to get that set up.
Edit: he is rugby player so he’s a pro athlete and a badass. I’ve known several lower-level pro athletes and they had 8′s and 9′s lined up in every town so you can imagine the 9′s and 10′s clamoring to get to the top guys.
She’s dated some pretty high-profile guys I’m sure she’s got the next sucker I mean “soulmate” in her cross-hairs already.”
indeed, also notice her age. but we’ll discuss that in tomorrow’s post.