ITLR- Tooling on a FriendPosted: August 16, 2013 | |
giving a friend shit is an essential man skill. ESPECIALLY when you know your pal is kinda uncomfortable with said subject matter. then, it’s your duty to go in guns blazing. i heard this bit when it aired on XM radio live. and i was PISSING myself laughing. turn the volume down as there is EXTENSIVE cursing.
but to this day, i still laugh at this ribbing and carpet bombing jimmy unleashes on ope about his great aunt, who was “all the way may” in a league of their own. AGAIN…..MUCH cursing. but the video is only audio and random pics. just consider it NSFW.
i have wackbag listed on my blog-roll, baggers are some of the most BRUTAL yet hilarious group of people. there are no boundaries, and no topic’s too taboo, EVERYONE get busted on. Vicomte would fit right in there. on wackbag, the more inappropriate….the better.
the rules of engagement on a buddy are simple: spot the weakness and test the waters; then- just go over the top on ribbing said person. all comedy is- is an exaggeration. when women ask me how long i’ve been cooking i ALWAYS answer, “since i was able to see over the stove.” when they ask when that was, i reply, “like….6-7 years ago.” wokka wokka. wack-zane-erific. there are 2 junior HM’s in the ER i mentor, and we ALWAYS give each other shit. one guy played college level hockey, he’s about 6′ and 200 lbs. and he has the best come-back when we go with gay comments.kid’s ninja….but that what a tour in afghanistan with Div. Marines will do to you.
in japan, i was getting ready for sick-call. well, he and his wife had been trying to get pregnant. well, after i’d known him for about a year, he came into sick call excitedly proclaiming to me that the wifey was preggers. i dropped my head, shook it side-to-side and said-
“fuuuuck. when you find out who he is, let me know and i’ll beat the shit out of him.” my boy looked at me blankly and said, “that’s fucked up man.” lol. and this guy was one of my liberty buddies when we hit a port. we still talk occasionally.
so go forth, and and make fun of a buddy.