ITLR- Tooling on a Friend

giving a friend shit is an essential man skill. ESPECIALLY when you know your pal is kinda uncomfortable with said subject matter. then, it’s your duty to go in guns blazing. i heard this bit when it aired on XM radio live. and i was PISSING myself laughing. turn the volume down as there is EXTENSIVE cursing.

but to this day, i still laugh at this ribbing and carpet bombing jimmy unleashes on ope about his great aunt, who was “all the way may” in a league of their own. AGAIN…..MUCH cursing. but the video is only audio and random pics. just consider it NSFW.

i have wackbag listed on my blog-roll, baggers are some of the most BRUTAL yet hilarious group of people. there are no boundaries, and no topic’s too taboo, EVERYONE get busted on. Vicomte would fit right in there. on wackbag, the more inappropriate….the better.

the rules of engagement on a buddy are simple: spot the weakness and test the waters; then- just go over the top on ribbing said person. all comedy is- is an exaggeration. when women ask me how long i’ve been cooking i ALWAYS answer, “since i was able to see over the stove.” when they ask when that was, i reply, “like….6-7 years ago.” wokka wokka. wack-zane-erific. there are 2 junior HM’s in the ER i mentor, and we ALWAYS give each other shit. one guy played college level hockey, he’s about 6′ and 200 lbs. and he has the best come-back when we go with gay comments.kid’s ninja….but that what a tour in afghanistan with Div. Marines will do to you.

in japan, i was getting ready for sick-call. well, he and his wife had been trying to get pregnant. well, after i’d known him for about a year, he came into sick call excitedly proclaiming to me that the wifey was preggers. i dropped my head, shook it side-to-side and said-

“fuuuuck. when you find out who he is, let me know and i’ll beat the shit out of him.” my boy looked at me blankly and said, “that’s fucked up man.” lol. and this guy was one of my liberty buddies when we hit a port. we still talk occasionally.

so go forth, and and make fun of a buddy.

me and 'Lil Jimmy. he came down here in may- by the way. hear what i say.

me and ‘Lil Jimmy. he came down here in may- by the way. hear what i say.

stay up.


6 Comments on “ITLR- Tooling on a Friend”

  1. 662 says:

    Actually listening to Jim Norton’s appearance on DVDASA.com right now, cool picture.. Can’t wait till Monday when O&A are back from vacation..

    • dannyfrom504 says:

      i’ve honestly considered resubscribing. had a rental car with sirius/xm and listened to them again…..miss hearing the show. check out wackbag. but in order to see the “good stuff” (girls nekkid), you have to sign up. then head to the “bizzarro” forum.

      just realize, if you post…..you open yourself up to good natured ribbing comments. i post there as “stillborn stew”.

  2. […] the rules of engagement on a buddy are simple: spot the weakness and test the waters; then- just go over the top on ribbing said person. all comedy is- is an exaggeration. when women ask me how long i’ve been cooking i ALWAYS answer, “since i was able to …read more […]

  3. Rowan says:

    Hmmmm. I’ve got slightly mixed feelings about this post because of some personal issues that I went through.

    I was dealing with a lot of shit over a year ago and a friend of mine started needling me about something unrelated to my personal problems. Then another buddy starting doing the same. Both of these guys weren’t doing it because they were saying anything funny, they were doing it because they could see it was pissing me off. I politely told them to cut it a couple of times, but well, they’re pretty self absorbed so as long as they’re having a good time they don’t care. Eventually I blew a gasket and at different points told them to go jump in a lake, and even cut off ties with them for a while.

    In a lot of ways it was really good for me. It was good because I made a lot of new friends because I wasn’t hanging out with these two guys as much. It also taught me to call people out on their bullshit if they’re being dicks. Before I’d just quietly let it slide by but not so much these days.

    So while it sucked at the time (these were guys I went to college with, so we had a lot of history), in the long run it did wonders for my self confidence.

    TLDR: I’ve honestly got no issue with anyone giving me shit as long as it’s funny, but have enough social sense to be able to realise when you’ve crossed a line.

    • dannyfrom504 says:

      Your last statement was just what I was going to say. When I bust on someone that gets bitter about it; I typically leave them Lone all together.

      Sent from my iPhone


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