Alpha via BetaPosted: August 22, 2013
i was leaving work the other day and a girl i work with was walking with a guy. knowing this woman the way i do, she was likely gaming him to get him to do something for her (she does it all the time) so i decided to mess with her. i lowered my window and yelled-
“I LOVE YOU *******, I LOOOOOVE YOU. YER SO PRETTY!!!!!! I LOOOOOOVE YOOOOU!!!!!!!
she was visibly embarrassed and stifling some laughter. she knew EXACTLY what i was doing. hell, doesn’t matter if she’s single, married, black, white, asian……doesn’t matter. all i’m doing is exaggerating what the guy is doing. and EVERY woman i know get’s this fun little game.
come to find out later, that guy was changing her tire for her. i told her, “ask ME to fix that tire.” she paused, “Danny, would you…..”
“FUCK NO. call your husband.” she started laughing and admitted, “i know you wouldn’t do it.” but i had to explain to her, “no, i’d HELP you if you needed help, but you KNOW you were just getting over on dude.” she shook her head in bitter agreement.
so this isn’t a bout shaming guys, it’s just seeing it for what it is. if he wants to change girls tire just to stay in her good graces, that’s on him. but why why shouldn’t use it to generate some tingles.
of course, the only rule is…make sure she knows you. lol. make sure she and you are at least acquaintances.
as a bonus, i heard this driving home and at first i thought i was going to goof on it. enjoy….